Something To Make You Laugh.......  

HeartlessBitch69 46F
6876 posts
5/24/2006 11:24 pm

Last Read:
5/29/2006 10:10 pm

Something To Make You Laugh.......

WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST

She's sitting at the table enjoying her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the front of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.
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WOMEN'S REVENGE

"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after bagging items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a TV remote in her purse. "So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked. "No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me, so I figured this was the most legal evil thing I could do to him."
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What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is?

An insurance company.
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Why do so many women fake orgasm?

Because so many men fake foreplay.
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Why is a man like a snowstorm?

Because you don't know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it'll stay.
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A guy walks into a supermarket and buys the following items:
1 toothbrush
1 tube of toothpaste
1 roll of toiletpaper
1 frozen dinner
1 can of pop
1 box of cereal
The woman behind the counter says, "so you are single huh?"
The man replies very sarcastically, "why would you guess that, because I am buying 1 of everything?"
The woman replies, "no, because you are ugly."
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So God calls to Adam and says, "Adam, I have some good news and some bad news. What do you want to hear first?"
Adam replies, "The good news."
God answers, "Well, the good news is I gave you a penis and a brain."
Then Adam says, "OK, so what's the bad news?"
And God says, "I only gave you enough blood to operate one at time."

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Q: Why don't women blink during foreplay?

A: They don't have time.
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Why are married women heavier than single women?

single women come home, see whats in the fridge and go to bed.
Married women come home, see whats in bed and go to the fridge.

ME


skyking412004 53M
5363 posts
5/25/2006 3:35 am

_____Uh, did I wander in at the wrong time?


TTigerAtty 62M

5/25/2006 4:24 am

Good stuff!


readytolay_3
(What the fuck is this shit..?? *rolls eyes*)
105F

5/25/2006 7:58 am

Girl with a doubt some of you best stuff to date....LMFAO...Ready

Ready


rm_dragonheat23 51M
1158 posts
5/25/2006 8:09 am

Just a note to let you know that is some funny shit..


Kaliedascope61 41M
4084 posts
5/25/2006 2:11 pm

Oh thats some good chit, made me giggle like a girl!


waerlookin4fun 50M/46F

5/25/2006 5:30 pm

lmao, those are too funny


JPP2200 63M

5/25/2006 8:20 pm

I don't get it.


HeartlessBitch69 46F

5/25/2006 8:40 pm

waerlookin4fun--TY
Kaliedascope61--TY
dragonheat23--TY
readytolay_3--TY
TTigerAtty--TY

skyking412004--No not at all, Come on in! lol


lifeisablast333 53M

5/25/2006 8:55 pm

your too dan funny, your killing me....hell you made me snort a little,,,The Redneck


wildoats19622 54M
3483 posts
5/26/2006 12:34 am

A man goes to the Yukon during gold rush. He goes in to the tavern and the locals tell him that to be a real man he has to drink a bottle of whiskey, fuck the towns hooker, then wrestle a polar bear. He drinks the bottle of whiskey and wanders into the night. Later he comes back and he's all ripped up and bloody, he says, "Okay where's the hooker I'm supposed to wrestle?"

Wild

Crosswords increase your vocabulary. Cross words increase your blood pressure.


Phuc_Buddy 46M

5/26/2006 5:04 am

LOL Very funny post....


HeartlessBitch69 46F

5/26/2006 9:41 am

Phuc_Buddy--Why Thank YOu!



wildoats19622--OMG, that was funny


MissAnnThrope 56F
11488 posts
5/26/2006 9:54 am

You would have loved the one cartoon in the "New Yorker" about a month ago. I had to look at the cover to make sure I had the right magazine in my hand. A woman is digging a grave in the backyard and the caption is, "Happy Earth Day, honey."


HeartlessBitch69 46F

5/26/2006 10:22 am

MissAnnThrope-- OMG, I would have loved that!


MrNuttz05 49M

5/26/2006 6:22 pm

Wait a minute.... You are doing it again, aren't you? Yep! You are bashing men again... And now you have pulled the wool over other male BLOGGERS eyes to make them think that you are 'funny'... Well, 'HA'.... I know what you are up to 'Missy'...


HeartlessBitch69 46F

5/26/2006 9:14 pm

MrNuttz05--AAAWWWWW Freddy you know me all to well!

MariGrrl--TY


rm_sinful01forU 40M
117 posts
5/28/2006 6:20 pm

man bashing is an art and you are a true artist.


HeartlessBitch69 46F

5/28/2006 6:45 pm

sinful01forU--Why thank you!!!


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