Really, Size Doesn't Matter.......  

HeartlessBitch69 46F
6876 posts
5/28/2006 5:00 pm

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5/30/2006 12:46 am

Really, Size Doesn't Matter.......

Things not to say to a man with a small penis....

1. Ahh, it's cute.
2. I'm sorry.
3. Never mind, why bother.
4. Who circumcised you?
5. Why don't we just cuddle?
6. You know they have surgery to fix that.
7. It's more fun to look at.
8. Make it dance.
9. It looks like a nightcrawler.
10. Wow, and your feet are so big.
11. My last boyfriend was 4" bigger.
12. It's OK, we'll work around it.
13. Eww, there's an inch worm on your thigh.
14. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
15. (giggle and point)
16. Can I be honest with you?
17. My 8-year-old brother has one like that.
18. This explains your car.
19. You must be a growing boy.
20. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
21. Are you one of those pygmies?
22. Have you ever thought of working in a sideshow?
23. I didn't know they came that small.
24. Why is God punishing you?
25. At least this won't take long.
26. Let's just stick with your hand.
27. Do you need a splint to prop that up.
28. How interesting.
29. I never saw one like that before.
30. What do you call this?
31. But it still works right?
32. Damn I hate baby-sitting.
33. It looks so unused.
34. Do you take steroids?
35. I hear excessive masturbation shrinks your dick.
36. Maybe it looks better in natural light.
37. I think there's a dildo around here somewhere.
38. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
39. Let me know when you're done.
40. Oh, I didn't know you were in an accident.
41. Aww, it's hiding.
42. Are you cold?
43. Is that an optical illusion?
44. What is that?
45. Does this run in your family?
46. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
47. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.
48. Look, it all fits in my mouth at once.
49.. Deep throat???
50. Don't hold back.


rm_sinful01forU 40M
117 posts
5/28/2006 6:22 pm

I hope you haven't learned those from experience, lol.

HeartlessBitch69 46F

5/28/2006 6:44 pm

sinful01forU--And if I did I would never tell! lol

mycin62 54F

5/28/2006 6:45 pm

LMAO, too funny

waerlookin4fun 50M/46F

5/28/2006 7:05 pm

LMAO too funny

HeartlessBitch69 46F

5/28/2006 7:11 pm


sexymamma662003 31F

5/28/2006 7:32 pm

were did you get thatpic of my husband?

very funny


007sexy40plus 51F  
7603 posts
5/28/2006 7:46 pm

I got three words that sum up those 50 things. "What the Fuck?"

Nuff said.

If those three words are uttered it would kill the ego.

I am the real deal! "Come Get Me!!!"

secret_eyespy 54M
488 posts
5/28/2006 7:52 pm

What's up with all the small dick jokes?

MrNuttz05 49M

5/28/2006 8:01 pm

Yes indeed... If it wasn't for the small ones we would not have the big ones

HeartlessBitch69 46F

5/28/2006 8:36 pm

secret_eyespy--LMAO why?

007sexy40plus--No chit huh?

sexymamma662003--You are not serious? lol

waerlookin4fun 50M/46F

5/28/2006 8:59 pm just outed your husband

lifeisablast333 53M

5/28/2006 9:34 pm

Well here one for ya.

LOOK!!!'s like a penis...but smaller...!!

Hey, which one of them hairs do you piss with?

Dam it, you dork, when you said you were hung like a baby, I thought you meant, 8 pounds and about 21 inches.

Boy you best know how to eat pussy....!!!

Were did it go, is it shy?

I thought I knew you, you were in my girl scout troop.

Well, maybe more than one small dick slam, but I done now...LOL

HeartlessBitch69 46F

5/28/2006 10:37 pm

lifeisablast333--Tell me you have not heard these first hand! I am j/k, I have seen yours. lol

waerlookin4fun--She soooo did out her husband!

sexymamma662003 31F

5/28/2006 11:03 pm

oh ill never tell LOL

but he is on the small side compared to some of the hott men on here


HeartlessBitch69 46F

5/28/2006 11:44 pm

sexymamma662003--But does he PLEASURE you WELL?

rm_cru1972 44M
4407 posts
5/29/2006 2:18 am

Heard 'em all + I feel kinda bad charging ya full price

sexymamma662003 31F

5/29/2006 7:15 am

HB if he did i wouldnt need this site LOL


goodguysneedit2 56M

5/29/2006 7:59 am

LOL... how about "Hmmm...that reminds me I forgot to floss!"

-feeling somewhat secure on this day-


HeartlessBitch69 46F

5/29/2006 8:25 am

cru1972--Your silly!

goodguysneedit2--You remember I seen yours!

sexymamma662003--I knew you were gonna say that!

easy_8 56M

5/29/2006 12:28 pm

Thank GOD...

goodguysneedit2 56M

5/29/2006 12:36 pm

"goodguysneedit2--You remember I seen yours!"

No way! Not me! I'd never do anything like that!
....errr....unless I was lured into it by some Heartless Harlot,naturally....heehee

HeartlessBitch69 46F

5/29/2006 8:49 pm

easy_8--I see! LOL

goodguysneedit2--LOL, I have to admit I am a BIG COCK HOUND!

rm_sinful01forU 40M
117 posts
5/29/2006 9:43 pm

You got a great sense of humor. I just about kild over on the floor. They had to bust out the defibulator when I read that.

rollingrock61 55M

5/29/2006 9:49 pm

What are the 3 two letter words that mean small?


HeartlessBitch69 46F

5/29/2006 10:02 pm

rollingrock61--Now thats funny!

skyking412004 53M
5363 posts
5/29/2006 11:50 pm

____Oh, he a shy guy.

HeartlessBitch69 46F

5/30/2006 12:42 am

sinful01forU--I am so glad you like it!

HeartlessBitch69 46F

5/30/2006 12:46 am

skyking412004--OOOOO No He isn't!

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