If You Could.........  

HeartlessBitch69 46F
6876 posts
5/23/2006 1:21 am

Last Read:
5/29/2006 8:52 pm

If You Could.........

Ok, this is for both my male and female readers.

If you could spend one day with me, what would we do?

And yes I know I have opened myself up for some pretty perverted comments. But I know most of you will be creative! (I hope)

24 hours, With me, What would you do? Or should I say, What would you want to do?

And whom ever gets the most creative, I'm there!

ME


readytolay_3
(What the fuck is this shit..?? *rolls eyes*)
105F

5/23/2006 5:27 am

We would hike the Grand Canyon to Indian Springs and Than Ride the Colorado all the way to Mexico and stop in and say hi to your Auntie in Tucson along the way....Ready river rats and desert rats are us..!!

Ready


digdug41 49M

5/23/2006 10:09 am

well I am not that creative I figured we could just hang out and shoot the shit see if we click

roaming the cyber streets of blogland


HeartlessBitch69 46F

5/23/2006 10:11 am

readytolay_3-- Sounds kool with me! I thought I was gonna read something smartassed, but you pulled this off very well! LOL


HeartlessBitch69 46F

5/23/2006 10:30 am

digdug41--I could really go for some "Just hangin out" now a days!


rm_dragonheat23 51M
1158 posts
5/23/2006 10:46 am

Our Itinerary:

Breakfast of strawberries and pancakes (or whatever you prefer, I am a great cook)
Horseback riding on the trails by my house
Campout style lunch break
Back to the house for a shower. (Together or indivually -we'll see)
You then will recieve a full body massage. (really)
Get dressed for a night on the town at the Art Museum and a musical
Better yet, wait until Marilyn Manson is in town and we'll go there
Few drinks and dancing at an after hours club
Back home for some play, where we will fall asleep wrapped in each other's arms.


007sexy40plus 51F  
7603 posts
5/23/2006 11:24 am

Okay we would go shopping, men watching, eat some good food. We can even visit the casinos of Mississippi. Whatever happens it would be fun.

I am the real deal! "Come Get Me!!!"


lifeisablast333 54M

5/23/2006 1:32 pm

Well, being that I am shy and all, we would have to get to know eachother first, then after the intros, It's get them panties down sexy, I am here to play, I would just love to see how many times you could cum in 24 hours. And Girl, I just love to eat pussy, And if you walk a little funny the next day.....then I will know that I have done a good thing. And I would really like to show you what we call Wild Redneck Monkey Sex..........the Redneck


MrNuttz05 49M

5/23/2006 2:54 pm

I would soooo do lifeisablast333
But 24 hours with you.... First of all, I would stop by 'Kink-O-Rama' & purchase a gag, some gogo boots, & a leash & collar... The pimp in me would be shining, as I flaunted you on various street corners... I would then take you to the convention of small cocked men @ the local motel & let them have thier way with you... I will be there to ensure 'thier' safety... After that, I would give you a long hot bath, lay you on your back to rub your back with oils, only to strap you DOWN.... Now the fun really begins.....


MissAnnThrope 56F
11488 posts
5/23/2006 6:59 pm

Hit bars trolling for fucktards. To destroy them mentally so thoroughly, that we turn them off women forever, thereby removing the possibility that they ever breed and spread their defective, socially inept genes.


goodguysneedit2 56M

5/23/2006 7:05 pm

I've just hooked up to your blog via Wildoats'... and this is the only post I've read so far..thus I know nothing about you, besides your face and your screen name.

Since your face is cuter than the day is long..I would probably be completely obsessed in convincing you that you had a heart.
Wait..(Why in the hell did I just get a deja-vu moment about the old television show "The Dating Game"?LO

So...upon your arrival,I'd say
"Hey Bitch!...sucks to see you, you heartless crank!"
..of course you'd laugh your ass off and we'd already be off to the races. I'd take a closer inspection upon that cute, smiling face and move in for a little grab-ass "hello" and a couple of quick kisses...the top of the eyes..the tip of your nose, the peeks of each of those lovely cheeks. Nipples would raise..the sound of my crotch hairs ripping would sound sorta like a bowl of Rice Krispies when you put your ear down real close-like.

Sometimes with heartless bitches the best plan is no plan at all.
Heartless bitches only do what they damned well desire to...so I could only lob some ideas at you,and I think I know the one that would work.
I know..I know.. you're thinking the same thing...yes.. the Art Museum! Yep..I'm sure that's where we'd be headed, armed with razor blades, big fat felt-tip markers, and a few cans of spray paint!
Along the way we'd flip everyone the bird and scream obscenities to the world at large, you'd take your top off at the stop light and hang out of the window of my truck screaming...
" JUST SUCK ON 'EM GRANDPA, WOOOOOOHOOOOOOO!"

... and the day has only just begun...


JPP2200 63M

5/23/2006 8:40 pm

We'd start here at my place, take the ferryboat to Long Island, book a room on the water, check in, lick and hug and kiss and put our bathing suits on , go to the beach and lay around, lick and hug and kiss, go back to the hotel, shower and l/h/k, get dressed and go for lunch, back to the room, unwrap each other and l/h/k and fuck our brains out, nap in each others arms, wake up and quick shower, check out, rent a car and drive to Manhatten, take the ferry to the Statue of Liberty, back to Manhatten, eat somewhere overlooking Central Park, walk in the park, l/h/k somemore, get a room-get down, go to a nightclub, turn into pumpkins.


HeartlessBitch69 46F

5/23/2006 8:59 pm

dragonheat23--Now that was awsome!

007sexy40plus--Girl we would blow the town away!

lifeisablast333--I love Wild Butt Naked Monkey SEX!

MrNuttz05--I knew you loved me!

MissAnnThrope--I am sooo there!

goodguysneedit2--That was sooo sweet!


chasingfun27 38M
1108 posts
5/23/2006 10:25 pm

I know what I'd like us to do.
Reality tells me that we'd have a wicked time arguing and giving each other shit. Don't you love it when you encounter people who like the same things!


HeartlessBitch69 46F

5/23/2006 10:51 pm

chasingfun27-- We would have some fun!


waerlookin4fun 50M/46F

5/23/2006 11:26 pm

    Quoting MrNuttz05:
    I would soooo do lifeisablast333
    But 24 hours with you.... First of all, I would stop by 'Kink-O-Rama' & purchase a gag, some gogo boots, & a leash & collar... The pimp in me would be shining, as I flaunted you on various street corners... I would then take you to the convention of small cocked men @ the local motel & let them have thier way with you... I will be there to ensure 'thier' safety... After that, I would give you a long hot bath, lay you on your back to rub your back with oils, only to strap you DOWN.... Now the fun really begins.....
Man, leave it to Nuttz to bring sex into play.....not that there's anything wrong with it. I hope he does your ass good, now I'm gonna go back and post what we'd do


waerlookin4fun 50M/46F

5/23/2006 11:38 pm

    Quoting MrNuttz05:
    I would soooo do lifeisablast333
    But 24 hours with you.... First of all, I would stop by 'Kink-O-Rama' & purchase a gag, some gogo boots, & a leash & collar... The pimp in me would be shining, as I flaunted you on various street corners... I would then take you to the convention of small cocked men @ the local motel & let them have thier way with you... I will be there to ensure 'thier' safety... After that, I would give you a long hot bath, lay you on your back to rub your back with oils, only to strap you DOWN.... Now the fun really begins.....
Ok, First we'd go to Mendocino.....it's on the northern Cali coast. There's this mexican restaurant there that serves the best sangria and salsa you've ever had. Next door is a Cantina where they have awesome margaritas. After we sober up a bit we could drive down the coast hwy and view all the sights. The Embarcadaro, the Presidio, Huntington beach, Monterey.....I'll take you out to have the best clam chowder in San Francisco then we can keep driving down the coast to Mexico. Although at this point I might want to stop...........tequila gets me in trouble......wouldn't want to end up in a mexican prison


HeartlessBitch69 46F

5/23/2006 11:53 pm

JPP2200--I don't think we licked, hugged and kissed enough!

waerlookin4fun--But wouldn't we have fun in a mexican prison together! lol


rm_cru1972 44M
4407 posts
5/24/2006 6:16 pm

Whatever your heart desires


HeartlessBitch69 46F

5/24/2006 9:54 pm

cru1972---MMMMMMMMMMMMMM Such a GOOD answer! I wanna run my nails down your back! It is now my obsession!


skyking412004 53M
5363 posts
5/25/2006 4:27 am

_____Only one day, huh. Not enough time. If we were limited to just one day...lots and lots of sex. (I'd cook a meal or two for you in there somewhere.) Seriously, if it were just one day, I probably wouldn't want to spend it with you, unless it really sucked. If it sucked, I wouldn't have anything to miss afterward. Make sense?


HeartlessBitch69 46F

5/25/2006 8:50 pm

skyking412004--I know what you mean!


JPP2200 63M

5/26/2006 1:21 pm

HB69, I don't think we licked, hugged and kissed enough either but you only gave me 24 hours. Maybe you'd like an extension..... . I've been told that I don't need one.


HeartlessBitch69 46F

5/26/2006 9:18 pm

JPP2200--If I liked the first 24 hours MAYBE!


JPP2200 63M

5/29/2006 6:35 pm

HB69--You would like the first 24 hours NO MAYBE ABOUT IT!


HeartlessBitch69 46F

5/29/2006 8:52 pm

JPP2200--I am sure! I was teasing!


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