Which Fart Are You?  

HawksBabyGirl 48F
733 posts
6/1/2006 11:03 am

Last Read:
6/5/2006 9:45 am

Which Fart Are You?


Pick the day you were born on to see what kind of fart you are.

1-AMBITIOUS - Always ready for a fart.

2-LAZY - Just fizzles

3-AMIABLE - Likes to smell others farts

4-SELFISH - Only enjoys smelling own farts

5-CARELESS - Farts in church

6-SMART ALEC - Farts when ladies are present

7-CLEVER - Farts and coughs at same time

8-SCIENTIFIC - Bottles own farts

9-STINGY - Belches instead of farting to save asshole

10-FOOLISH - Farts and laughs.

11-SHY - Blushes even when farts silently.

12-CONCEITED - Thinks they can fart loudest.

13-UNLUCKY - Tries to fart and shits pants.

14- TIMID - Jumps when farting.

15-BEWILDERED - can't tell own farts from others.

16-SLOVENLY - Farts and fizzles, rots pants.

17-NERVOUS - Stops in middle of fart.

18-MISERABLE - Can't fart

19-CONFUSED - Face looks so much like ass, farts don't know
where to go.

20-GROUCH - Grumbles when ladies fart.

21-SNEAKY - Farts and blames it on the dog.

22-DISAPPOINTED - Their farts don't stink.

23-FRESH GUY - Jumps in front of you and farts.

24-BIG BULLY - Farts louder than everyone else.

25-DELUDED - Enjoys all farts thinking they are their own.

26-CUTE - Discovers from farts what others have eaten.

27-WISE - Farts and say's "Who in hell shit??"

28-DAMNED MEAN - Farts in bed and pulls covers over wife's head.

29-MUSICAL - Tenor or bass Clear as a bell smells like shit sounds
like hell.

30-HONEST - Farts and blames in on the hostess.

31-LIVELY - Jumps in air, farts three times, kicks like hell
simultaneously.

HeartlessBitch69 46F

6/1/2006 11:41 am

DISAPPOINTED - Their farts don't stink.


mehappy4u21 53F

6/1/2006 3:07 pm

Guess I'm a sneaky little fart... LOL... Although, I'd say the term methodical is more apropos'...


mehappy4u21 53F

6/1/2006 3:09 pm

And which kind are you?? Since not everyone's B-day on here is totally legit... LOL


ruffneck280 53M

6/1/2006 5:34 pm

Depends on if I have had eggs or not..you see it is a gloomy process I assure you......


rm_Twister2bed 47M
617 posts
6/1/2006 5:36 pm

DAMNED MEAN........Sounds about right


TTigerAtty 62M

6/1/2006 7:50 pm

19 - CONFUSED Sigh! I think I need a drink!


reverend21 49M
1913 posts
6/1/2006 8:35 pm

30-HONEST - Farts and blames in on the hostess.

It depends, hey I'm a guy, if it's icredibally raunchy, Hell yea I'll claim it, Them there be braggin' rights!

Now if it is just annoying, "Damn woman! What the Hell have you been eatin'?


toothysmile 50M
16514 posts
6/2/2006 2:54 am

32. Private Fart. I don't fart in other's presence... lol...


HawksBabyGirl 48F

6/2/2006 9:40 am

I am number one.....

Thanks everyone I am glad you all enjoyed it...

HBG


toothysmile 50M
16514 posts
6/3/2006 5:32 am

well, don't brag about it...
~wink~


loadeddice05 44M

6/3/2006 7:36 am

I can fart in all the colors of the rainbow!!!!


Djeeper1987 47M

6/3/2006 11:00 am

*FART*

FOOLISH - Farts and laughs

Carpe Diem


Udo24fun 105M/105F

6/3/2006 6:47 pm

OMG... Who thinks up this shit? LOL
Unfortunately we're trying to get 29 in 8 bottles.


Nightguy_1961 55M
4866 posts
6/4/2006 1:18 am

I am an old phart....didn't see that one up there

NG61...disappearing back into the shadows...


Dildo_replacemen 38M

6/4/2006 12:42 pm

21-SNEAKY - Farts and blames it on the dog.

I wonder if they got by b-day wrong... I'm more like 18 - Can't fart, well very very rarely! -- but I'm not miserable about it.


rm_Duke_981 68M

6/4/2006 9:06 pm

WELL,,,,, According to my female friend,"A woman can't fart until she is married. Because, SHE DOESN'T HAVE AN ASSHOLE UNTIL THEN!!!" LMAO

You can tell she is a HOOT to be with.
Great postings guys,,,,but I'm taking the 5th on this one,,,,
lol

Have a GREAT day!

BTW,, HBG,,,, I want a copy of the pic you posted on this thread,,,,
It's MAGMAMMARIOUS,,,, LOVELY,,, AND JUST PLAIN DAMN EXCITING!!!
Thanks for the view from the top Sweetie,,,,and KEEP POSTING, PLEASE


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