Viragra Worked Now Lets Try These  

HawksBabyGirl 48F
733 posts
5/16/2006 1:57 pm

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5/21/2006 8:52 pm

Viragra Worked Now Lets Try These

With Viagra such a hit, Pfizer is bringing forth a whole line of drugs oriented towards improving the performance of men in today's society...

DIRECTRA -- a dose of this drug given to men before leaving on car trips caused 72 percent of them to stop and ask directions when they got lost, compared to a control group of 0.2 percent.

PROJECTRA -- Men given this experimental new drug were far more likely to actually finish a household repair project before starting a new one.

CHILDAGRA -- Men taking this drug reported a sudden, overwhelming urge to perform more child-care tasks -- especially cleaning up spills and "little" accidents.

COMPLIMENTRA -- In clinical trials, 82 percent of middle-aged men administered this drug noticed that their wives had a new hairstyle. Currently being tested to see if its effects extend to noticing new clothing.

BUYAGRA -- Married and otherwise attached men reported a sudden urge to buy their sweeties expensive jewelry and gifts after talking this drug for only two days. Still to be ascertained: Whether the drug can be continued for a period longer than your favorite store's return limit.

NEGA-VIAGRA -- Has the exact opposite effect of Viagra. Currently undergoing clinical trials on sitting U.S. presidents.

NEGA-SPORTAGRA -- This drug had the strange effect of making men want to turn off televised sports and actually converse with other family members.

FLATULAGRA -- This complex drug converts men's noxious intestinal gases back into food solids. Special bonus: Dosage can be doubled for long car rides.

FLYAGRA -- This drug has been showing great promise in treating men with O.F.D. (Open Fly Disorder). Especially useful for men on Viagra.

PRYAGRA -- About to fail its clinical trial, this drug gave men in the test group an irresistible urge to dig into the personal affairs of other people. Note: Apparent overdose turned three test subjects into "special prosecutors."

LIAGRA -- This drug causes men to be less than truthful when being asked about their sexual affairs. Will be available in Regular, Grand Jury and Presidential Strength versions.

Twister2bed 47M
617 posts
5/16/2006 4:24 pm

Nega-Sportagra this drug has been out for years under a different name called Naked Boobs.

rico5515 52M  
201 posts
5/16/2006 8:18 pm

too funny babe.
Can you come up with more?

mundarikos 40M
423 posts
5/17/2006 2:55 am

hahaha... loved it!
how about the one for increasing force and quantity of ejaculate?

nighthawk_6969 59M

5/17/2006 12:10 pm

hahaha love it babygirl kisses

SpaceRangerNJ 55M
4687 posts
5/18/2006 8:32 am

What will they think of next?
Definately need the PROJECTRA. But more for finishing a project in a timely manner.

cobaiacomedor 28M
1 post
5/20/2006 11:24 am

HawksBabyGirl tem como eu comer essa sua bundinha me diz como

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