Joke  

HawksBabyGirl 48F
733 posts
6/22/2006 3:24 pm

Last Read:
6/24/2006 5:36 am

Joke


ADS FROM WOMEN - What they really mean

40-ish.................. 48 Adventurer.............. Has had
more partners than you ever will Athletic................
Flat-chested Average looking......... Ugly
Beautiful............... Pathological liar Contagious
Smile........ Bring your penicillin Educated................
College dropout Emotionally Secure...... Medicated
Feminist................ Fat; ball buster Free
spirit............. Substance user Friendship first........
Trying to live down reputation as slut Fun.....................
Annoying Gentle.................. Comatose Good
Listener........... Borderline Autistic
New-Age................. All body hair, all the time
Old-fashioned........... Lights out, missionary position only
Open-minded............. Desperate Outgoing................
Loud Passionate.............. Loud Poet....................
Depressive Schzophrenic Professional............ Real Witch
Redhead................. Shops the Clairol section
Reubenesque............. Grossly Fat Romantic................
Looks better by candle light Voluptuous.............. Very Fat
Weight proportional to height..................Hugely Fat Wants
Soulmate.......... One step away from stalking
Widow................... Nagged first husband to death Young at
heart.......... Toothless crone
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THE MALE SIDE OF THE LIST

40-ish.................. 52 and looking for 25-yr-old
Athletic................ Sits on the couch and watches ESPN
Average looking......... Unusual hair growth on ears, nose, &
back Educated................ Will always treat you like an
idiot Free Spirit............. Sleeps with your sister
Friendship first........ As long as friendship involves nudity
Fun..................... Good with a remote and a six pack Good
looking............ Arrogant Honest..................
Pathological Liar Huggable................ Overweight, more
body hair than a bear Like to cuddle.......... Insecure, overly
dependent Mature.................. Until you get to know him
Open-minded............. Wants to sleep with your sister but
she's not interested Physically fit.......... I spend a lot of
time in front ofmirror admiring myself Poet....................
Has written on a bathroom stall Spiritual............... Once
went to church with his grandmother on Easter Sunday
Stable.................. Occasional stalker, but never arrested
Thoughtful.............. Says "Please" when demanding a beer

Well there you have it, truth in advertising!

cbron2 74M

6/22/2006 5:36 pm

I am still laughing over the Male ads.."poet...writes on bathroom walls"..That's really funny and good and probably true!!!!..have a good night


rm_1SweetBitch 55F
8575 posts
6/22/2006 10:47 pm

Those are so true and very funny

No Day Is So Bad It Can't Be Fixed With Great Sex!

1 SweetBitch


toothysmile 50M
16515 posts
6/23/2006 8:54 am


lmao...
i knew i should have been less honest in my profile...
kisses.


rm_cnilingsfan2 48M
158 posts
6/23/2006 9:46 pm

I always say please ...lol very funny!!!


HawksBabyGirl 48F

6/24/2006 5:36 am

Thanks everyone....


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