Joke  

HawksBabyGirl 48F
733 posts
6/21/2006 12:29 pm

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6/23/2006 8:08 am

Joke


*** These are actual excuse notes teachers have received,
spelling mistakes included. ***

My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today.
Please execute him.

Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her
shot.

Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29,
30, 31, 32, and also
33.

Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating.

Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he
fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.

John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his
face.

Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He
was hurt in the growing part.

Megan could not come to school today because she has been
bothered by very close veins.

Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.

Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.

Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea
and his boots leak.

Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.

Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.

I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping
because I don't know what size she wear.

Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot
to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it
Monday, we thought it was Sunday.

Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend
her funeral.

My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She
spent a weekend with the Marines.

Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold
and could not breed well.

Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed
with gramps.

Please excuse Burma, she has been sick and under the doctor.

bonusballr 55M
7 posts
6/21/2006 12:54 pm

LMOAROF


ldftb1 35M
214 posts
6/21/2006 1:39 pm

funny ass shit


norprin5 55M

6/21/2006 1:59 pm



King Nor XVIII


GSV 53M

6/21/2006 4:52 pm

Q: How does a women keep a man from drowning?
A: She takes her foot off his head.

Love, Light, Laughter, Leave a Legacy,

Greg


sexy_swimmer69 31M

6/21/2006 6:01 pm

Wow...lmao..where did you find this? I can't believe these notes that they sent to their teachers.


reverend21 49M
1913 posts
6/21/2006 7:55 pm

those are great


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