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Engage In Cybersex
Engage In Cybersex
Online computer users engage affectionately in cybersex.
Fantasies shared get pretty raunchy. One of the two adult
cyber surfers in the following transcript doesn't get the
point of cybersex.
Wellhung: Hello, Sweetheart. What do you look like?
Sweetheart: I am wearing a red silk blouse, a miniskirt
and high heels. I work out every day; I'm toned and perfect.
My measurements are 36-24-36. What do you look like?
Wellhung: I'm 6'3" and about 250 pounds. I wear glasses
and I have on a pair of blue sweat pants I just bought
from Wal-Mart. I'm also wearing a T-shirt with a few
spots of barbecue sauce on it from dinner, it smells funny.
Sweetheart: I want you. Would you like to do me?
Wellhung: OK, sure.
Sweetheart: We're in my bedroom. There's soft music playing
on the stereo and candles on my dresser and night table.
I'm looking up into your eyes, smiling.
Wellhung: My hand works its way down and begins to fondle
your thingy ... I'm gulping, I'm beginning to sweat.
Sweetheart: I'm pulling up your shirt and kissing your chest.
Wellhung: Now I'm unbuttoning your blouse. My hands are trembling.
Sweetheart: I'm moaning softly.
Wellhung: I'm taking hold of your blouse and sliding it off slowly.
Sweetheart: I'm throwing my head back in pleasure. The cool
silk slides off my warm skin.
Wellhung: My hand suddenly jerks nervously and accidentally
rips a hole in your blouse. I'm so sorry.
Sweetheart: That's OK, it wasn't really too expensive.
Wellhung: I'll pay for it.
Sweetheart: Don't worry about it. I'm wearing a lacy
black bra. My soft breasts are rising and falling, as
I breathe harder and harder.
Wellhung: I'm fumbling with the clasp on your bra.
I think it's stuck. Do you have any scissors?
Sweetheart: I take your hand and kiss it softly.
I'm reaching back and undoing the clasp. The bra
slides off my body.
Wellhung: How did you do that? I'm picking up the bra
and inspecting the clasp.
Sweetheart: I'm arching my back. Oh baby. I just want
to feel your tongue all over me.
Wellhung: I'm dropping the bra. Now I'm licking your,
you know, breasts. They're neat!
Sweetheart: I'm running my fingers through your hair.
Now I'm nibbling your ear.
Wellhung: I suddenly sneeze. Your breasts are covered
with spit and phlegm.
Wellhung: I'm so sorry; really.
Sweetheart: I'm wiping your phlegm off my breasts with
the remains of my blouse.
Wellhung: I'm taking the sopping wet blouse from you.
I drop it on the floor.
Sweetheart: OK. I'm pulling your sweat pants down.
Wellhung: I'm screaming like a woman. Your hands are
Sweetheart: I'm pulling up my miniskirt.
Wellhung: I'm pulling off your underwear. My tongue is
going all over, nibbling on you ... umm, wait a minute.
Sweetheart: What's the matter?
Wellhung: I've got a hair in my throat. I'm choking.
Sweetheart: Are you OK?
Wellhung: I'm having a coughing fit. I'm turning all red.
Sweetheart: Can I help?
Wellhung: I'm running to the kitchen, choking wildly. I'm
fumbling through the cabinets, looking for a cup. Where
do you keep your cups?
Sweetheart: In the cabinet to the right of the sink.
Wellhung: I'm drinking a cup of water. There, that's better.
Sweetheart: Come back to me, lover.
Wellhung: I'm washing the cup now.
Sweetheart: I'm on the bed aching for you.
Wellhung: I'm drying the cup. Now I'm putting it back in the
cabinet. And now I'm walking back to the bedroom. Wait, it's
dark, I'm lost. Where's the bedroom?
Sweetheart: Last door on the left at the end of the hall.
Wellhung: I found it.
Sweetheart: I'm tuggin' off your pants. I'm moaning. I want
you so badly.
Wellhung: Me too.
Sweetheart: Your pants are off. I kiss you passionately, our naked
bodies pressing each other.
Wellhung: Your face is pushing my glasses into my face. It hurts.
Sweetheart: Why don't you take off your glasses?
Wellhung: OK, but I can't see very well without them. I place
the glasses on the night table.
Sweetheart: I'm bending over the bed. Give it to me, baby!
Wellhung: I have to pee. I'm fumbling my way blindly across
the room and toward the bathroom.
Sweetheart: Hurry back, lover.
Wellhung: I find the bathroom and it's dark. I'm feeling around
for the toilet. I lift the lid.
Sweetheart: I'm waiting eagerly for your return.
Wellhung: I'm done going. I'm feeling around for the flush handle,
but I can't find it. Uh-oh!
Sweetheart: What's the matter now?
Wellhung: I've realized that I've peed into your laundry hamper.
Sorry again. I'm walking back to the bedroom now, blindly feeling my way.
Sweetheart: Mmm, yes. Come on.
Wellhung: OK, now I'm going to put my ... you know ... thing ...
in your ... you know ... woman's thing.
Sweetheart: Yes! Do it, baby! Do it!
Wellhung: I'm touching your smooth butt. It feels so nice. I kiss
your neck. Umm, I'm having a little trouble here.
Sweetheart: I'm moving my ass back and forth, moaning. I can't
stand it another second!
Wellhung: I'm flaccid.
Wellhung: I'm limp. I can't sustain an erection.
Sweetheart: I'm standing up and turning around, an incredulous
look on my face.
Wellhung: I'm shrugging with a sad look on my face, my wiener all
floppy. I'm going to get my glasses and see what's wrong.
Sweetheart: No, nevermind. I'm getting dressed. I'm putting on my
underwear. Now I'm putting on my wet nasty blouse.
Wellhung: No wait! Now I'm squinting trying to find the night
table. I'm feeling along the dresser, knocking over cans of hair
spray, picture frames and your candles.
Sweetheart: I'm buttoning my blouse. Now I'm putting on my shoes.
Wellhung: I've found my glasses. I'm putting them on. My God!
One of your candles fell on the curtain. The curtain is on fire!
I'm pointing at it, a shocked look on my face.
Sweetheart: Go to hell. I'm logging off, you loser!
Wellhung: Now the carpet is on fire! Oh nooo!
Sweetheart: logged off
6/14/2006 12:23 am
Fucking hilarious. I admit I was sucked in by the hot picture, but once I got here, I was happy just to laugh my ass off. Thanks! I'll be watching for more.|
6/14/2006 7:47 am
hehe, as funny as you always are|
6/14/2006 8:04 am
Very amusing...I was convinced Sweetheart was going to confess to actually being a man, maybe next time!|
6/14/2006 10:58 am
That was the funniest blog I have ever read! I am still laughing. The sad part is, I had an experience like that.|
6/14/2006 1:39 pm
Pretty hilarious!!! |
I have something for you,
I DARE You!
6/14/2006 7:57 pm
ROTFLAO that was great keep them coming|
6/15/2006 5:50 am
That was among the funniest I've ever read, Thank you|
6/15/2006 6:34 pm
u r very interesting.. hope we can chat futher..so mail me at aduitfriendfinder|
6/17/2006 12:31 pm
This is absolutely hilarious!|
6/18/2006 12:51 am
Cool story, I didn`t think i`d find anything interesting or worthwhile reading on this perticular type of site. Thank you for this unexpected pleasure.Looking forward to your next entry.|