Dear Friends  

HawksBabyGirl 48F
733 posts
5/8/2006 4:47 am

Last Read:
5/11/2006 8:19 am

Dear Friends

It is with the saddest heart that I have to pass on the following news.

Please join me in remembering a great icon. Veteran Pillsbury spokesperson, The Pillsbury Doughboy, died yesterday of a severe yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes to the belly. He was 71.

Doughboy was buried in a slightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out, including Mrs. Butterworth, the California Raisins, Hungry Jack, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, Captain Crunch, and many others.

The graveside was piled high with flours. Longtime friend, Aunt Jemima, delivered the eulogy, describing Doughboy as a man who "never knew how much he was kneaded."

Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with many turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, as he wasted much of his dough on half-baked schemes.

Despite being a little flaky at times, even as a crusty old man he was considered a roll model for millions. Toward the end it was thought he'd rise once again, but he was no tart.

Doughboy is survived by his second wife, Play Dough. They have two children and one in the oven.

The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

ilsuconu 56M

5/8/2006 6:14 am

What an amazing coincidence! mwwwantsmore did this also... but you beat her to it.

Darkpassion 57F

5/8/2006 6:31 am


HawksBabyGirl 48F

5/8/2006 8:13 am

OMG LMAO show we all read the jokes on the internet huh....

elysianpleasure 47M

5/8/2006 6:31 pm

still funny...

nighthawk_6969 59M

5/11/2006 6:46 am

hahaaha it is funny ys looks like we all read same jokes pages hahahaha

Become a member to create a blog