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Mother calls up stairs, "You boys better get down here and eat
your breakfast or you'll be late for school!"
As they are ambling down, the 5-year-old turns to the
4-year-old, stops and says, "Today we're gonna learn to swear!"
The 4-year-old gives a fearful look.
The 5-year-old continues, "When we get to the table, I'll say
'hell' and you say 'ass'!" The 4-year-old agrees with
They seat themselves at the table. Mother greets them. "Good
morning boys! What would you like for breakfast?"
The 5-year-old leans back and cocks his head... "Hell Mom! I'll
He is promptly escorted to another room while the 4-year-old
seated at the table grimaces upon hearing the wailing cries of
big brother getting a serious licking.
Mother returns with sniffling 5-year-old. She turns to
4-year-old and says compassionately, "Well now, what would you
like for breakfast?"
The 4-year-old replies, "I don't know ma... But you can bet
your ass it ain't Cheerios!"
6/7/2006 7:25 am
My brother and I tried a similar trick when we were younger... Still wish I would have got the first beating. Something about I should have learned from what happened to my brother...|
6/7/2006 2:37 pm
Thanks. I needed that!