Cute Joke  

HawksBabyGirl 48F
733 posts
6/6/2006 4:02 pm

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6/7/2006 5:43 pm

Cute Joke

Mother calls up stairs, "You boys better get down here and eat
your breakfast or you'll be late for school!"

As they are ambling down, the 5-year-old turns to the
4-year-old, stops and says, "Today we're gonna learn to swear!"
The 4-year-old gives a fearful look.

The 5-year-old continues, "When we get to the table, I'll say
'hell' and you say 'ass'!" The 4-year-old agrees with

They seat themselves at the table. Mother greets them. "Good
morning boys! What would you like for breakfast?"

The 5-year-old leans back and cocks his head... "Hell Mom! I'll
have Cheerios!"

He is promptly escorted to another room while the 4-year-old
seated at the table grimaces upon hearing the wailing cries of
big brother getting a serious licking.

Mother returns with sniffling 5-year-old. She turns to
4-year-old and says compassionately, "Well now, what would you
like for breakfast?"

The 4-year-old replies, "I don't know ma... But you can bet
your ass it ain't Cheerios!"

rm_bryan4a 36M

6/7/2006 7:25 am

My brother and I tried a similar trick when we were younger... Still wish I would have got the first beating. Something about I should have learned from what happened to my brother...

goodatpoetry2 66M
12386 posts
6/7/2006 2:37 pm

Thanks. I needed that!

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