A Woman's Random Thoughts  

HawksBabyGirl 48F
733 posts
4/25/2006 10:43 am

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4/28/2006 8:36 pm

A Woman's Random Thoughts



Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like, "You know sometimes I just forget to eat." Now I've forgotten my address, my mother's maiden name, and my keys. But I've never forgotten to eat. You have to be a special kind of idiot to forget to eat!

A friend of mine confused her valium with her birth control pills. She had 14 kids, but she doesn't really care.

They keep telling us to get in touch with our bodies. Mine isn't all that communicative but I heard from it the other day after I said, "Body, how'd you like to go to the six o'clock class in vigorous toning?" Clear as a bell my body said, "listen witch... do it and die!"

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing (and then they marry him.)

I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are eating too much, smoking too much, impulse buying, and driving too fast. Are they kidding? That is my idea of a perfect day.

I know what Victoria's Secret is. The secret is that nobody older than 30 can fit into their stuff.

"If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a noose around your neck?"


DovesYellsLoves 58M
469 posts
4/25/2006 1:52 pm

LOL


ilsuconu 56M

4/26/2006 7:47 am

I really like this blog! I've just spent 20 minutes enjoying everything you've written since you started it... this will definitely be on my watch list!


HawksBabyGirl 48F

4/27/2006 6:41 am

    Quoting ilsuconu:
    I really like this blog! I've just spent 20 minutes enjoying everything you've written since you started it... this will definitely be on my watch list!
Thank you glad you like it....


SirMounts 102M

4/28/2006 11:57 am

Well, everyone should have at least four neckties. They can come in handy for... other uses. *winking*


nighthawk_6969 60M

4/28/2006 6:52 pm

hahahahaahah sirmounts i just remembered where i left 4 of mine winks babygirl

hawk


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