my favorite fantasies  

HardlyYours4Now 52M
951 posts
8/24/2005 12:46 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

my favorite fantasies

"Free Power Tool Fridays" at the home improvement store
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"No Calorie/No Fat" days at the doughnut shop
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Someone steals my POS truck and leaves a vehicle with air conditioning in its place.
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My boss tells me to take the rest of the year off with pay.
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The Phat Fairy pays me $2.00 per pound, and does liposuction on me while I sleep.


AlbertPrince 58M

8/24/2005 6:47 am

My dreams have been shattered into shards of a broken dream - Homer Simpson


rm_jayR63 59F
1884 posts
8/24/2005 2:12 pm

what kind of power tools?


HardlyYours4Now 52M

8/24/2005 4:32 pm

Albert -

I'm peachless. That doesn't happen often, since I live in Georgia.

(yes, I really meant peachless)


HardlyYours4Now 52M

8/24/2005 4:35 pm

jayR63 -

Still need a lathe, and wouldn't mind upgrading my jointer. And for the uninformed, neither of those is related to drug paraphenalia.


ProtonicMan 48M

8/24/2005 6:54 pm

I like those fantasies. I'll keep my eyes open for the Power Tool sale.

jayR, anything that vibrates, of course!

TJ


rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
8/24/2005 10:13 pm

EWwwwwww! No AC in Georgia? Poor thing.

Just wrap a towel around your waist and pretend you are sitting in a sauna when you have to go someplace in your truck.

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.


HardlyYours4Now 52M

8/25/2005 3:33 pm

Daphne -

PRETEND I'm in a sauna? Two words, girlfriend - Weather Channel. It really is bearable if you rolldown the windows and drive 75 everywhere. 'Course the truck won't do 60...


HardlyYours4Now 52M

8/25/2005 3:34 pm

protonic -

I assumed vibration would be found somewhere in the responses - thanks for getting that out of the way for us.


HardlyYours4Now 52M

8/25/2005 3:36 pm

nbtnt -

1244 miles? Why is it that all the women with power tools seem to live in other countries? I went to China and met a rich widow whose hubby had been a carpenter...of course, my wife was with me at the time, so I thought I shouldn't make my move right then...


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