Whose Fly Is It Anyway?  

HardlyYours4Now 52M
951 posts
8/24/2005 5:20 pm

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Whose Fly Is It Anyway?

In which Hardly continues the string of TV shows he'd like to see ... with continuing credit to talldarkavg1's post along the same lines...

Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to Whose Fly Is It Anyway, the show where the games are screwed up and the points don't matter. Yep,the points are like my penis; it may be there, but who gives a flip?

My name is Drew Cherry, and I'm your host. Also with us tonight:
- The lovely and talented Greg Toots
- The talented and lovely Stain Grabme
- The not-so-lovely and semi-talented Wutha Flockery
- And the omni-present Nylon Piles

Our first game is called, "The Meeting Game." This is for all four contestants. Stain, you will be playing a woman with a profile posted on an adult website. The other three are other members hoping to capture your attention in chat sessions. Each of them has a different quirk, which we will reveal to the audience; Stain, your objective is to guess the jerks' quirks.

Greg (is a lesbian posing as a man): r u sitting down?
Stain: yes
Greg: woodn't u like 2 sit on my face insted?
Stain: i don't c a cok shot on ur profile
Greg: trying 2 b discreet
Stain: do u smoke?
Greg: i can make a carton of salem red's last 4 2 days.
Stain: i'm sorry- i only c men.

Oh, sorry Greg - but that last reply was just a little too obvious. Wutha, you're next.

Wutha (is a middle-aged man posing as a 20-something): hey
Stain: hey
Wutha: whasup
Stain: knot much
Wutha: kool
Stain: and u?
Wutha: nutin, just hangnailing in my stroller
Stain: hangin in ur crib, u mean?
Wutha: ye bay-atch. whatever. i'm ziggy wit it
Stain: ur funny. i don't do old guys.

Nice try, Wutha. The chat was scintillating. Nylon - you're up.

Nylon: do u like pina coladas?
Stain: lol
Nylon: and getting caught in the men's restroom?
Stain: LMAO
Nylon: do u like making love in a blindfold, and some light bondage chains?
Stain: *smiles*
Nylon: You're my wife, and you are so busted. You'd better be signed off the website by the time I get home, 'cuz I'm gonna...

Well, we're all out of time this evening, folks! Hope you'll be back next week. Nylon will be back once he has worked through some issues.

AlbertPrince 57M

8/25/2005 5:22 am

Excellent - I see some common ground here

rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/25/2005 8:48 am

LMAO...we're booking this sucker in the Fall lineup!

[blog talldarkavg1]

rm_jayR63 59F
1884 posts
8/25/2005 7:49 pm

Try the Fox network

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