What the World Needs Now...  

HardlyYours4Now 52M
951 posts
8/28/2005 12:07 pm

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What the World Needs Now...

IMHO, here are a few inventions, contraptions, or medications we could use:

- Forgetal: A medication which would allow one to wipe away (not just suppress) all memory of certain unpleasant events. Like most of the last two years.

- Wahblock: With no further side effects, halts all crying. Effect lasts five minutes longer than it takes for the blood pressure of all others in the room to subside to normal levels. May be given to infants, toddlers, mommies, and even daddies as needed.

- Virtual Parent: Allows mommy or daddy to flip a switch, initializing the virtual parent, then go to the store, the ice cream shop, or the bar (depending on level of desperation). Runs on AC, but has battery backup in case of power failure. Programmable to provide different discipline levels as desired.

- Diaponator: Holds, cleans, entertains, and changes a baby at the touch of a button. Eliminates incidental contact with baby-waste, and automatically places soiled diapers in air-tight bags. Or maybe incinerates them instantly.

- ESPerator: Hand-held device, sold in pairs. Point it toward spouse or significant other to figure out what they mean, not what they say.

More later.

madkitten 53F
291 posts
8/28/2005 2:48 pm

I so need a Virtual Parent but think I would always be running out of batteries. LOL

rm_Screw696969 40M/37F

8/28/2005 7:59 pm

I'll take a lifetime supply of Forgetal and a set of ESPerators. LOL

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