What the World Needs Now, Pt. 2  

HardlyYours4Now 52M
951 posts
8/29/2005 12:04 pm

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What the World Needs Now, Pt. 2

Instant Reality: At the push of a button, become a part of your favorite reality TV show. Want to belt one out with Bo? Want Ty and team to tell the driver to 'move that bus' out from the front of your house? Want to jump in right at the finish line of the Great Race? Feeling 'Fear Factor'-ish? No problem. Not compatible with all cable systems.

Notchurpop / Juslykpop: A pleasant carbonated beverage. Drink a bottle, and you will suddenly (and temporarily) posess all the wisdom your parents had or didn't have. Effect only lasts for about 15 minutes. Also available in caffeine-free.

PerfectComeback: Window$ software package which will automatically launch the perfect zinger or come-on line in chat rooms or one-on-ones with just a click of the mouse. Warning: Be sure to set software on the appropriate mode; hate to attract/repel the wrong people. Not available for Mac.

Sleazometer: Detects sleaze level of the party with whom you are chatting. Based on a specific range of values you select, the sleazometer will send an instant message, such as 'Sorry, you just aren't sleazy enough for me.' Oh, and you can set it to send a message for people who are too sleazy as well, though the marketing research team doubts that feature will be used very often.

rm_Onhell8 33M
3 posts
8/29/2005 2:27 pm

What the world needs now is LESS reality tv as it isn't real at all, more news and less entertainment passing for news, people reading more books and less people being addicted to blogs and interacting in the "real" world.

rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
8/29/2005 2:43 pm

Laugh, after being on AdultFriendFinder for a couple years I think I already have a built in Sleazometer.

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.

HardlyYours4Now 52M

8/29/2005 3:37 pm

Onhell8 -

Thank you for your thoughtful input. I'm not addicted to blogging - I could stop anytime I want to...I just don't really want to right now.

And please forgive me if I say lighten up, dude.

HardlyYours4Now 52M

8/29/2005 3:39 pm

Onhell8 -

I agree completely - we definitely need fewer people interacting in the real world.

HardlyYours4Now 52M

8/29/2005 3:41 pm

DaphneR -

Unfortunately, it seems most women do. At least the ones whom I've met. And tried to get involved with.

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