Turkey Carol #1  

HardlyYours4Now 52M
951 posts
11/18/2005 2:13 am

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Turkey Carol #1

As we prepare for this Thanksgiving, it is only fitting that we should discuss that for which we are thankful. Let me cue the Hardly Singing Chorale (an-a 1, an-a 2...)

God rest ye merry, gentlemen,
As you munch on turkey;
Remember grocery stores are closed,
So buy your beer early.
There's nothing worse than running out
During your party;
We're so thankful for plasma screen TVs -
Such beauty!
We're so thankful for plasma screen TVs.

God rest ye merry, gentlemen;
For if you do run dry,
There is always the corner store,
Staffed by some luckless guy,
Who didn't ask for this day off
'Til Halloween was nigh;
But the Stop ‒n- Rob will charge a hefty price ‒
Not too nice ‒
Yes the Stop ‒n- Rob will charge a hefty price.

So buy your beer early, folks. And remember: friends don’t let friends drink and blog.

rm_FUQANDUS2 42M/43F

11/18/2005 6:26 am

lol...Hardly...your always good for my morning laugh....you never fail!

rm_titsandtires 51M/41F
3656 posts
11/18/2005 6:00 pm

hardly, that's good stuff! embarassed to say it, but i was singing.
and laughing.


HardlyYours4Now 52M

11/18/2005 6:36 pm

fly - Californication time, I guess. I wrote most of it the night before, but posted it when I got up this morning. I have this nasty habit of waking up around 5 in the a.m.

Probably wouldn't happen if I set my alarm for later.

fuq2 - Many thanks. Glad to hear I'm not just sitting around making myself giggle.

They give electroshock therapy to people who do that.

frnds/kat - Many thanks! Hope nobody has Hardly withdrawal if I don't have an opportunity to get online.

okay, I really hope someone does; but I just hope it isn't fatal.

HardlyYours4Now 52M

11/19/2005 1:41 am

t&t - Doncha love a sing-along?

I love to see comments like that!

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