The Little Red Hen - An Alternate View  

HardlyYours4Now 52M
951 posts
9/20/2005 8:02 pm

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The Little Red Hen - An Alternate View

Hi. I'm a goose. If you've ever heard the story of "The Little Red Hen," you've probably been told that she was industrious and a real role model for kids, while I, Pig, Duck, and Cat were all lazy opportunists. I wanted to set the record straight.

To start with, she tells the story as if she found a grain of wheat to plant. Not so, bud. The seed she had was an escapee from a police burn site. Weed. She wasn't looking for someone to help her plant it - she was looking for someone else to blame it on if The Man came snooping.

Did I help her? Nah, man. I told her about a store that carried some shit for that, but I've stayed away from the shit for years now. Did some mandatory time, and ended up married to some dude named 'Killer' for two to ten years. I've had enough of being some other dudes bitch, know what I'm saying?

So anyway, Chick wants some help. I ain't getting involved. Life is complicated enough.

So she grows the weed, gets a crop, then wants to find a distribution channel so she can set up a little botanical garden on the side, right? Asks for some of my old contacts. I'm like, shit, bitch, I told you that ain't my life anymore.

But she promised a little incentive if I would help. You might think a beak like that would get in the way, but, uh, she got the worm, if you hear me. So I gave up some digits.

Next thing I know, my parole officer is asking me questions about associating with the old crowd. Seems she was name-dropping, and my name was the one she dropped.

And that shit about her asking who would help her bake the bread? Dude, that was all about the Franklins - laundering the bills. But it sounds better the way she tells it, right?

So just don't believe everything you hear, awright dawg? Hell, found out after the fact she hatched the eggs on Duck, Pig, and Cat the same day she did me.

Anyways, I gotta go. Got women to screw and things to do. Later.

rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
9/20/2005 9:41 pm

why am I not suprised you are on parole?

HardlyYours4Now 52M

9/21/2005 2:23 am

saint -

Mind if I come violate you?

rm_sj365 55F
2414 posts
9/21/2005 11:10 am

I swear I never encouraged this wicked behavior...whatever this Hardly person thought I said about writing twisted fairy tales...he must be mistaken. I suspect it was AP who suggested he write this sort of thing..or Quietguy....yeah..thats it!

SJ *shaking her know the rest*

HardlyYours4Now 52M

9/21/2005 2:12 pm

sj -

Hah! For once, YOU'RE not right! I have your earlier comments here on this video...oh, damn...can't attach video here.

*walks away grumbilng*

__Huntress__ 55M/57F

9/21/2005 6:11 pm

Oh my ... oh my ... something wicked this way comes ... !

HardlyYours4Now 52M

9/22/2005 2:26 am

Huntress -

How is it your writing can be so consistently erotic, while mine seems to get more and more pornographic all the time?


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