Shakespear - The Unrated Out-Takes  

HardlyYours4Now 52M
951 posts
9/28/2005 2:52 pm

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Shakespear - The Unrated Out-Takes

Friends! Blogonians! Countrywomen! Lend me your rears!

To breed, or not to breed; that is the question.

This above all else; to thine own self, get screwed.

I will speak daggers to her, but use only a small stilletto.

A whore! A whore! My kingdom for a whore!

Good Night, Good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow,
But I really do promise to call you tomorrow.

What's in a name? That which we call a fart by any other name would smell as sweet.

If you prick us, do we not bleed? Certainly, if we art virgins.

A man can die but once, unless he is trying to write funny posts in his blog.

The smallest worm will turn, given proper attention.

The first thing we do, let's ki11 all the lawyers.
(That's actually exactly as Billy wrote it in King Henry VI; hope that clears the censors)

Small things make base men proud. (Also a direct quote, same play)

Yond Cassius has a lean and hungry look; I wouldst not bend over in the shower in front of him.

As he was valiant, I honor him; but, as he was ambitious, I blew him.

What 's done is done; like to be done?

Out, damned spot! out, I say! Bad dog!

I am a man more sinned against than sinning, a situation I fully intend to correct this weekend.

I have not slept one wink. Wink, wink, nudge, nudge. Know what I mean? Say no more!

Men of few words are the best men. Women of few words are practically unheard of.

(Hey, this is Shakespear, not me!)

The common curse of mankind, erectile dysfunction.



ProtonicMan 47M

9/28/2005 4:20 pm

LMAO!

TJ


rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
9/28/2005 7:43 pm

oh, how the worm has turned!


rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
9/28/2005 10:41 pm

Laugh, gotta love If you prick us...


Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.


helga_hansen 49F  
1987 posts
9/28/2005 11:24 pm

Hardly, Hardly... wherefore are thou, Hardly?

Hx

Love, hugs and kisses from ♥♥HH♥♥


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