Say THAT five times fast...  

HardlyYours4Now 52M
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11/15/2005 1:02 am

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Say THAT five times fast...

Good evening; I'm Shag Spewmore, and this is your WSHS news.

In our top story tonight: She sells seashells by the seashore. A sex scandal? Let's send it to Shirley Sanders, standing by. Shirley?

Shag, some say she sells seashells by the sea shore; but it seems she's selling something more. Our scam-cam shows she sells herself sometimes. So some say she is simply the seaside slut. She says she shan't speak so soon simply to satisfy salacious speculation, but see the smile on some faces?

Scintillating story, Shirley; shall we see some standards from seashore civic leaders?

Shag, Sam Schmidt, seashore area senator, was somewhat sheepish to say something. It seems our spy-cam saw him showing the seaside slut his schlong. Shag?

Super story, Shirley. Simply sensational.

Following this commercial break: Little Boy Blue blows the whistle on a local music store owner who overcharges for horns.

AlbertPrince 58M

11/15/2005 5:58 am

You've been drinking meths again haven't you?

HardlyYours4Now 52M

11/16/2005 4:57 pm

I havnet been thinking a drain. Draining antiques. Dunking a shin.

Hell no.

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