Pamela Lee  

HardlyYours4Now 52M
951 posts
9/14/2005 3:19 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Pamela Lee

Oh Pamela Lee, oh Pamela Lee
Could one like you ever go for me?
From the top of your head,
To the tips of your toes
All about you inspires prose.

I love your eyes, the way they dance
Are those real, or color-enhanced?
And the way they frame that perfect nose
That you and your plastic surgeon chose.

The cheek bones, so high and well-defined;
The colagen shots have served you fine.
Your lips, another object of my affection -
Second or third Botox injection?

And let me speak of your lovely breasts -
Where my head would love to rest.
To see them makes me hard as stone;
Lovely mounds of silicone.

You know, the more I stop to think,
The more my heart begins to sink
To realize that, after all,
You're really just a breathing blow-up doll.


AlbertPrince 57M

9/14/2005 5:57 am

There was these two old men sitting in one of the old mens house. They haven't had sex in 20 years... The first old man then said,"I have an idea...Lets go to the whore house and have sex with a young lady!"
The other old man agreed and they went to the whore house and went to the lady up front and asked her for one woman each to have sex with..
The lady behind the counter thought,"well my girls are too good for these old men,so I'll give them blow up dolls...They won't know the difference."
So she gave them each a blow up doll and the old men thought they were real living girls.. T
hey went to a room did their business and came out and went home.. On the way home the 1st old man said,"You know..when i was doing my business i think that girl was dead,she didnt say anything,move or anything..Just laid there"
The other old man looked at him and said,"I think mine was a witch.."
The first old man asked,"Why you say that?" and the 2nd old man responded,"Because when I bit her on the boob she farted and flew out the window."


rm_sj365 55F
2414 posts
9/14/2005 6:40 am

so does this mean yer into nearsighted chicks with saggy boob & thin lips?
you'll do well here!
so umm..have ya seen my profile? *wink wink nudge nudge*

SJ * who knows its too early in the morning for real comedy*


rm_sj365 55F
2414 posts
9/14/2005 6:41 am

shoot, I forgot to mention:
you aint right!

SJ


HardlyYours4Now 52M

9/14/2005 11:11 am

Albert -

Strange as usual to see you.


HardlyYours4Now 52M

9/14/2005 11:12 am

sj - Subtle. I like that.


rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
9/14/2005 1:58 pm

Laugh, is that the way your mind works when you wake up in the mornings?

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.


HardlyYours4Now 52M

9/14/2005 2:08 pm

daphne - I don't know if I would use 'morning' and 'work' in the same sentence for me...


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