PC World  

HardlyYours4Now 52M
951 posts
11/12/2005 3:46 am

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PC World

I caught myself using an old saying the other day that is decidedly not politically correct. Being the sensitive guy that I am, I feel I need to reword some of these sayings.

- Like the visually impaired leading the visually impaired

- Life's too aesthetically challenged to dance with vertically impaired women

- Give the mythic embodiment of all evil his or her due

- Members of the gender that has traditionally been marginalized and treated as chattle first

- Let he or she who is without socially-accepted reasons to regret one's actions, lack of actions, or thoughts throw the first stone.

- Like melanin-deficient pigmentation on rice

I had more in mind before I fell asleep last night - but they escaped me during the 1:30 feeding. *grumble*

helga_hansen 49F  
1987 posts
11/12/2005 4:58 am

Personally I think political correctness should be banned. It's doing my bloody head in!!


Love, hugs and kisses from ♥♥HH♥♥

redmustang91 57M  
8599 posts
11/12/2005 5:54 am

Some women yearn to be barefoot and pregnant, but not as many anymore.

rm_tru82 34M
10 posts
11/12/2005 8:30 am

haha, thats an amusing way to reword them. Good job. Hey, I just like to make fun of todays society and why we have to do this in the first place. Sports teams have to remove indians (even UIUC's Chief Illini when the ACTUAL chief promoted the idea) and when the whole "can we" or "can't we" say "God" anymore... all this is hogwash. Let people say what they want and think what they want - if they are demeaning, so be it. Let them be thought of as Mean people. LoL. btw, I'm going to use the substitue you put up for "like white on rice" - if you don't mind

rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
11/12/2005 10:38 am

Oh yes, the masses have sppoken. We have a winner here!

- Like melanin-deficient pigmentation on rice

Good job!

Ya know, the thought that keeps passing through my mind when I see your new picture is "I hope no one sneaks up behind him and plugs that in." I know, I know, it's a rechargeable, but still...

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.

rm_1hotwahine 63F
21091 posts
11/13/2005 1:54 am

I didn't get the second one

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]

HardlyYours4Now 52M

11/13/2005 2:47 am

helga - I agree 200%.

But it does provide so many opportunities to poke fun.

redmustang - hey, who wouldn't like to be barefoot?

unless,of course, you work in a razor blade factory. Or at an asphalt plant...

hbgirl - Yep. I had 'em in mind again yesterday, but that stinkin' contractor's square knocked 'em right out again.

tru82 - Is my blog causing so much trouble someone called in the Marines? You are more than welcome to use it - just don't tell anyone where you got it! By the way, assuming the uniform isn't just a Halloween costume, thanks for what you do. Oorah!

Daphne - Thanks, and I should probably clarify that, as a safety rule, I don't woodwork in the nude. Running a tablesaw in the nude is messy. Sawdust gets into places it is not meant to go, splinters lodge in areas most people wouldn't even consider piercing...

I, uh, didn't always have this safety rule; that's how I know.

HardlyYours4Now 52M

11/13/2005 2:57 am

wahine - saw a bumper sticker a few years back - "Life's too ugly to dance with short women." I've heard people say the other version, with a short life and ugly women, but I prefer the other.

Being rather big and tall myself, I have to be careful with a small woman. Familiar with the phrase "crushed like a grape?"

AlbertPrince 57M

11/13/2005 3:50 am

Like woman who conceives, gives birth to, or raises and nurtures a child like one's female child.


HardlyYours4Now 52M

11/13/2005 12:01 pm

AP - um, life's a bitch?

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