Mr. Hardly's Neighborhood  

HardlyYours4Now 52M
951 posts
8/20/2005 5:07 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Mr. Hardly's Neighborhood

Hi, neighbor. Welcome to Mr. Hardly's neighborhood. Are you having good sex today? Can you say 'good sex?' Mr. Hardly can't.

Which reminds me. Tonight we're going to lurk, uh, walk around the neighborhood. Won't you come with me? Be sure to wear dark clothes.

Oh, look, there's the car of our neighbor, Ms. Coed. She must be visiting her parents for the weekend. The light is on in her bedroom - can you say 'voyeur?' Sure.

I'm almost positive the restraining order has expired, so we won't get in too much trouble.

Oh, look: Ms. Coed's father has installed perimeter lighting with motion detectors. I guess Mr. Hardly will have to get his jollies some other way.

Well, that's enough for now, neighbor. Next time, I think we'll meet Mr. Wannakwikee. He's the neighbor with the very colorful flag on his porch. Do you like colorful flags? He seems to like Mr. Hardly.

We should all like our neighbors. Mr. Hardly does.

Won't you please, won't you ple-ease - please let me watch my neighbor!

rm_jayR63 59F
1884 posts
8/21/2005 7:25 pm

That must be on HBO.
I don't get HBO.

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