I'd Like To Be  

HardlyYours4Now 52M
951 posts
9/15/2005 12:02 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

I'd Like To Be

I'd like to be a plumber...but I don't do crack.

I'd like to be a politician...but I'd be devoted.

I'd like to be a musician...but wouldn't like the note-ariety.

I'd like to be a tailor...but I couldn't make the cut.

I'd like to be a bartender...but I'd do a pour job.

I'd like to be an executioner...but I'm shocked by their pay scale.

I'd like to be a painter...but I'd have to brush up on my skills.

I'd like to be a gigolo...no, really, I would. No joke.

I'd like to be an ameoba...but that'd be a hard cell.

I'd like to be a Starbucks Barista...but I couldn't stand the daily grind.

I'd like to be a vacuum cleaner repairman...but that would probably suck.

I'd like to be a refrigerator repairman...but I have enough of "frigid" in my life.

I'd like to be a handyman...but I can't finger out what to charge.

I'd like to be a consultant...but I hear they are often berated.

I'd like to be a comedian...but who am I kidding?


rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
9/15/2005 12:59 pm

Ooo...you said finger.

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.


HardlyYours4Now 52M

9/15/2005 1:45 pm

Daphne - Were you, by chance, a Beavis and Butthead fan?


rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
9/15/2005 9:22 pm

Laugh, no. I jsut like hands and fingers

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.


HardlyYours4Now 52M

9/16/2005 2:54 am

I'm rather attached to mine, personally. As we woodworkers like to say, I give that comment 1 1/2 thumbs up!


AlbertPrince 58M

9/16/2005 3:42 am

I'd like to be a eunuch ... but I'don't have the balls?


HardlyYours4Now 52M

9/16/2005 7:41 am

AP -


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