Have a ... Day  

HardlyYours4Now 52M
951 posts
11/24/2005 3:57 am

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Have a ... Day

WASHINGTON, D.C. - As President Bush boarded Marine One this morning, he commented to the press that it was a beautiful day. Polls indicate that for *53.256% of the country, this is not a beautiful day.

Harry Reid (D-TZ) immediately insisted that the president apologize to those who did not have a nice day, while Sen. Ted Kennedy (D-MA) called for a special investigator to look into whether the President misled Americans into believing that this is a nice day.

It should be noted that prior to the afore-mentioned poll numbers, both Reid and Kennedy voted in favor of a resolution which stated that today is a nice day, and both spoke at length on the floor of the Senate about the evidence supporting the quality of this day.

Since I began typing this, Reid has insisted that I apologize for potentially insipid remarks, and Sen. Hillary Clinton (D-NY) is calling for an immediate withdrawal of all sarcasm from this post.

Ooops, the previous paragraph has annoyed 74% of the people who read this, and Sen. Patrick Leahy (D-VT) is calling for a special investigator into my comments.

It appears Sen. Bill Frist (R-TN) has Sen. Leahy (D-VT) in a sleeper hold...but wait, Sen. Clinton (D-NY) is sneaking up from behind with a chair and...oh, that's gotta hurt.

If it is a beautiful day where you are, good for you. If not, please don't sue me. If you want to have a happy Thanksgiving, please do. Otherwise, hope your day sucks.

You're welcome.

* Random sample of three people this reporter polled in Seattle, WA

caressmewell 53F

11/24/2005 5:19 am

Happy Thanksgiving Hardly

AlbertPrince 57M

11/24/2005 6:28 am

53.256% of me thinks I am having a nice day, while the rest of me is f***ing freezing.

saddletrampsk 54F

11/24/2005 8:45 am

Don't TELL me what kind of day to have..

rm_sj365 55F
2414 posts
11/24/2005 1:22 pm

happy tofuturkey day!!

be happy

rm_titsandtires 51M/41F
3656 posts
11/24/2005 3:41 pm

have a great thanksgiving Hardly


rm_1hotwahine 63F
21091 posts
11/26/2005 11:01 am

Wait...this post is reminding me of something...what is it? Oh yeah, I remember...what Clinton went through!

not justifying either one, just commenting that I think the WHOLE landscape is equally messed up

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]

rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
11/26/2005 4:56 pm

Hey, any day I can eat a whole turkey skin is a good day. Have fun with the munchkins.

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