HardlyTales: There Was An Old Woman...  

HardlyYours4Now 52M
951 posts
10/17/2005 2:58 am

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HardlyTales: There Was An Old Woman...

There was an old woman who lived in a shoe
She had so many children, she knew not what to do

Some ask if her fertility was something that pleased,
But the poor thing got pregnant whenever somebody sneezed.

She had a good neighbor, who wore a collar liturgic;
But it was apparent each spring he was very allergic.

If he achooed just once, as he passed by her shoe,
She would soon be expecting - next winter she'd be due.

The fame of her dilemma was well-known and growing;
So soon men with head colds their wild oats were sowing

She shut doors and windows, and acted the leper -
But by then they were passing by, sniffing some pepper

Eventually the poor thing was charged with child molestation
She tried to explain that during one period of gestation

A young man was born with a definite minus -
Terminally, irrevocably, an infected sinus.

duststormdiva 51F
6854 posts
10/17/2005 5:41 am

That's too cute! haha

I hope you are feeling better!


rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
10/17/2005 5:27 pm

Laugh, I read this early this morning before work. I just reread it. You are one sick puppy.

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.

HardlyYours4Now 52M

10/17/2005 7:32 pm

I try to strike a balance between quality and quantity - and sometimes hit neither.

AlbertPrince 57M

10/18/2005 7:31 am

Glad to see you're back to your usual self. i was worried for a while that you were going all serious on me.

HardlyYours4Now 52M

10/18/2005 8:20 pm

AP - No, just increasingly bi-polar.

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