Hardly Poetry  

HardlyYours4Now 52M
951 posts
9/25/2005 4:25 pm

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Hardly Poetry

Warning: The ending is irreverent, and some will find it downright offensive. So it’s like a lot of my material.

Commonplace and less than perfect,
Cut of cloth with minor defect
Most of us will hear but rarely
From those who want to see us barely.

I hear them say they desire quick wit;
Then please explain ‒ why Brad Pitt?
Drew Carey is one of the funniest around ‒
Why no hordes of women to his house bound?

They say they want a sensitive man.
And Colin Farrell fits the plan?
Mr. Rogers is a sensitive guy;
Is he a chick magnet? If not, than why?

I think if we all just drop the act,
And focus on the basic facts,
I think we all have inner visions
Of whom we’d like to give permission

And despite protests to the contrary,
(That seem hypocritical, oh so very)
When it all comes down, what I am hopin’
Is that we admit we’re not really all that open.

Don’t worry, I’ve not been offended of late
To find that my wit weighs in less than my weight.
I know that there are some who value my humor…
I just pray that I find them before I die of a tumor.



HardlyYours4Now 52M

9/25/2005 7:33 pm

nbtnt -

...And the mention of him
Makes me want to spit!

Help! Help! I can't turn it off!
My brain's into couplets; please don't you scoff.


rm_jayR63 59F
1884 posts
9/25/2005 8:19 pm

Drew Carey likes strippers
and
Mr. Rodgers liked other Mr. Rodgers' rodgers.
I see attractive women with not so attractive men quite often.


rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
9/25/2005 11:07 pm

You are so incredibly sexy - I want you, now!

It's the whole poetry thing, ya know?

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.


AlbertPrince 58M

9/26/2005 12:28 am

To be honest, I don't have much of an issue with your weight, but I do value your humour.


HardlyYours4Now 52M

9/26/2005 2:23 am

jayR -

Okay, bad examples, I have to admit...
But is there not some semblance of truth to it?
I read a profile that says "I'm open-minded..."
But mybody-type is the wrong kind(ed).

Couldn't make that last line rhyme -
Oh, well, can't be perfect all of the time!


helga_hansen 49F  
1987 posts
9/26/2005 11:49 pm

Fight, fight, fight!!! My money's on Al... and I can kiss him better when you whack his lights out, Hardly

Hx

Love, hugs and kisses from ♥♥HH♥♥


HardlyYours4Now 52M

9/27/2005 2:29 am

helga - Playing both sides? I did that once when I was much younger. But I digress, as always.


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