Chipmunk Love  

HardlyYours4Now 52M
951 posts
11/6/2005 10:36 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Chipmunk Love

Chipmunk, chipmunk,
Blowing up his cave
And doing it right
As they chatter;
I'll make them flatter.

Chipmunk Alvin,
And Chipmunk Sue
Soon enough will boil
In a chipmunk stew
For transgressing -
With my cable they're messing.

They're so cute
That my eyes start to moisten
As I think of those treats
Laced with poison
Gonna blow their hole up so well -
They'll go to chipmunk hell.

Chipmunk Alvin,
And Chipmunk Sue -
If it makes you feel better,
Now I'm homeless too
For the blast zone
Blew away my home.

Too much C4,
No permit;
Now I'm going to jail
And I'm screwed as s**t
Do I hear chipmunk laughter?

rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
11/6/2005 3:19 pm

laugh, you need to get a weiner dog. No more varmits if you have one of those.

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.

HardlyYours4Now 52M

11/7/2005 2:58 pm

hbgirl - What's really scary is to hear the group America do it - you know, Sister Golden's on their Greatest Hits compilation.

At least we already knew how goofy Captain & Teneile could be...

fly - Nah, not enough meat. However, I could send them off to a third-world country where a family of four could make a week's worth of meals off a pair quite easily.

daphne - We're allergic to everything around here. Dogs are verboten.

frnds/kat - Ditto for felines (wouldn't want the couple of Kats I know to feel slighted!)

rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
11/7/2005 8:49 pm

Where the hell is Simon and Theodore? Or did you alredy kill them, you bastard.

HardlyYours4Now 52M

11/8/2005 2:47 am

saint - They got immunity; they ratted out Alvin and Sue.

Hehe - 'ratted' in a post about rodents...

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