Blogging 101 - Session 2  

HardlyYours4Now 52M
951 posts
9/10/2005 3:40 am

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Blogging 101 - Session 2

sj365 brought up an interesting comment at the end of our last class (see Blogging 101 - Session 1), so I will demonstrate by creating elements of a story that illustrate the issues I mentioned. Take notes. There will be a test.

Contortionism or just physical impossibility:
- She took me so far into her mouth, I could feel her stomach gases burning my cock.
(or, conversely)
- As I took her from behind, she took me in so deep that I could feel her tonsils brushing the head of my cock.
- She held my prick with both hands, massaging my ass.
- I bent her over the dresser, and entered her ass. She reached back with both hands, and I held them, used them to push her, pull her like handlebars.
(Okay, not that difficult, right? But does anyone else forsee a great deal of unintentional head-banging against the dresser or wall here?)

Topics to avoid:
- I was about to climax when she started shouting, "I vote (insert political party here)."
- I don't want to say the sex was rough, but let's just say there was some serious bush-bashing going on there.

- Then the priest asked me to kneel...
- As she took off her bra, I thought, "There is a god."

Cats and dogs:
- I ♥ my dog, so I hit him with a ♣ and had him ♠. (I hope those special characters come through alright)
- She was a bitch.

Child-Rearing Issues:
- AlbertPrince has a few examples. I won't comment further.

So, here are some elements. Your homework: write a story that incorporates an example of each. If you want, post it here as a response. Alternatively, you could post on your own blog and add a link to this post so others can do the homework too. Or you could just think, "Dud'es lost it" and not do anything at all.
Have a happy weekend. Class dismissed.

rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
9/10/2005 10:57 am

You are so incredibly sexy ‒ I want you, now!

Sweetie, you had to explain Voodoo's license plate to me, I think I'll pass on this one. It's the weekend, my brain is running at 25%.

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.

rm_sj365 55F
2414 posts
9/10/2005 2:31 pm

shoot! everywhere i go i'm being blamed for this?

SJ * trying to dream up some sick demented story to fullfill the assignment & wondering if it wouldnt be easier to just shag the teacher for that A*

rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
9/10/2005 6:31 pm

sj, I told you that you were a muse.

All I can think about is george BUSH, DICK chainey and COLON powell. Sorry, I will just take the F.

HardlyYours4Now 52M

9/10/2005 7:02 pm

daphne and sj - you are to come to my office at the close of regular advisory hours. bring peanut butter.

HardlyYours4Now 52M

9/10/2005 7:07 pm

kat - we may have to seek a grant to study why the fingers and the brain often disconnect. only problem is that that that that that happens to me at the most inconvenient times...

HardlyYours4Now 52M

9/10/2005 7:13 pm

saintlianna - hey, are you trying to make this a course in political science, or anatomy?

playfulwithyou33 56F
961 posts
9/11/2005 3:28 am

Hello...This post is to remind you about the Blogger's Convention scheduled October 21,22,23 and set for the ChicagoLand area(Bolingbrook--a suburb)

It is a chance for you to meet the folk that you have been reading, commenting, and chatting with. Before we go any further, this is NOT a giant sex orgy but a chance to interact with your new found blogging friends face-to-face.

The opening night festivities are still in the planning stage.(I need to have an actual head count on that before I can proceed and make commitments to the banquet facility. But in the plans are a Masked Ball--expected to be a lavish formal affair)

The 46 Zone Party will be held on the evening of the 22nd at the 46 Zone bar attached to the Ditka Dome(enclosed sports dome facility with an indoor driving range) Typically the bar has a live band on Saturday nights (no cover charge to date) The food and drink costs there are reasonable and one can imbibe for about twenty bucks.

There will be an "after" party on the 21st after the Masked Ball; and a "before" and "after" party on the 22nd in the hospitality suite at the hotel to continue on with the festivities. These parties will have food and alcohol/soft beverages and will be bought in bottle form with appetizer platters from local stores. The bar in the hospitality suite would be a serve yourself type of set-up.

The hotel is new and nicely furnished. Complimentary breakfasts are included with the room; the hotel has a pool, workout facility, complimentary wi-fi service, in-room coffee makers, mini refrigerators, iron & ironing board, and laptrays to support your laptops. There is a complimentary coffee bar located off the lobby area which is available 24 hours for a selection of coffees, teas, and hot chocolate. Hotel rates are reasonable and information can be found at Convention Information Pictures of the hotel and its rooms are also available for you to see.

In the works is a photo session opportunity as well as some classes/demos.

If you have not already done so, you are also invited to join bloggers of this friendly site The group was designed to address the technical aspects of blogging, but has metamorphosized into something much more--a "family" of bloggers...many of who will be attending the upcoming Convention.

Thank you for your time and I hope to meet you in person.


AlbertPrince 57M

9/11/2005 2:30 pm

Sorry it's late teacher, but its at [post 89913]

AlbertPrince 57M

9/11/2005 2:36 pm

That didn't work. My response is in my blog {blog AlbertPrince Random Musings] in the post [post 89913]

AlbertPrince 57M

9/11/2005 2:37 pm

Third try. My response is in my blog Random Musings in the post [post 89913]

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