quick jokes  

HardNhorneee 52M
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10/20/2005 7:22 am

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quick jokes


Q: What do you call a virgin on a waterbed?

A: A cherry float.



Q: What's the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?

A: 1 US leader



Q: What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say?

A: Beat it - we're closed.



Q: Why do walruses go to Tupperware parties?

A: To find a tight seal.



Q: What's the difference between sin and shame?

A: It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.



Q: What's the speed limit of sex?

A: 68; at 69 you have to turn around.



Q: Why did Raggedy Ann get thrown out of the toy box?

A: She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face, and moaning, "Lie to me!"



Q: Why is air a lot like sex?

A: Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.



Q: What's another name for pickled bread?

A: Dill dough.



Q: Why are Monica Lewinsky's cheeks so puffy?!

A: She's withholding evidence.



Q: What's the difference between light and hard?

A: You can sleep with a light on.



Q: Why is sex like a bridge game?

A: You don't need a partner if you have a good hand.



Q: What's the definition of macho?

A: Jogging home from your own vasectomy.



Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?

A: Their balls are just for decoration

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