Youngster and the Barber  

HardNhorneee 52M
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10/20/2005 7:29 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Youngster and the Barber

Youngster enters the barber shop. The barber, whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."

The barber, puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the youngster over and asks, "Which do you want, son?"

Youngster takes the quarters and leaves. "See I told you," "That kid never learns! He's got to be the dumbest kid in the world."

Later, after the customer leaves, he sees the youngster coming out of an ice cream store. "Hey son, may I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?"

The boy, licked his cone and replied, "Because the day I take the dollar, the game's over!!"

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