Widdle Wabbits  

HardNhorneee 52M
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8/11/2005 7:18 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Widdle Wabbits

A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks, in the sweetest little lisp,

“Do you keep widdle wabbits?”

The shopkeeper gets down on his knees, so that he’s on her level, and asks,

“Do you want a widdle white wabbit or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabbit, or

maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?”

She puts her hands on her knees, leans forward, and says in a quiet voice,

“I don’t think my pet python weally gives a thit.”

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