Three Bullets  

HardNhorneee 52M
127 posts
11/21/2005 3:55 pm

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Three Bullets

A woman, pregnant with triplets, was walking down the street when a
masked robber ran out of a local bank, and shot her three times in the
stomach.
Luckily she and the babies were okay. The surgeon decided to leave the
bullets in, because it was too risky to operate. She gave birth to two
healthy daughters, and a very healthy son. All was fine for 16 years...
And then one daughter walked into her Mom's room in tears.

"What's wrong?" asked the mother.
"I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out!" replied the daughter.
The mother told her it was okay, and explained what happened 16 years
ago.
About a week later, the second daughter walked into the room in
tears..."Mom, I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out."
Again, the mother told her not to worry, and explained what happened 16
years ago.

About a week after this, her son walked into the room in tears. "It's
okay", said the Mom, "I know what happened, you were taking a tinkle and
a bullet came out.

"No," said the boy, "I was playing with myself and I shot the dog!"


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