The Frugal Sniper  

HardNhorneee 52M
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8/24/2005 3:17 pm

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The Frugal Sniper

Two old friends are just about to tee off at their local golf course when a guy calls out,
"Mind if I join you? My partner didn't turn up."

Sure," they said. So they start playing and the newcomer turns out to be a good guy.
Part way around the course, one of the friends asks him, "What do you do for a living?"

"I'm a hit man."

"You're joking!"

"Nope," he said, reaching into his golf bag and pulling out a Martini sniper's rifle with a
large telescopic sight. "My tools."

"That's a beautiful scope," said the other friend, "Can I take a look? I think I might be
able to see my house from here."

So he picked up the rifle and looked through the sight. "Yeah, there's my house all right. This thing's fantastic. I can see right in the window. Wow, I can see my wife in the bedroom. Ha Ha --she's naked!! Wait a minute, that's my neighbor in there with her.
He's naked, too!!! The bitch!" He turned to the hit man, "How much do you charge for
a hit?"

"I do a flat rate. A thousand dollars every time I pull the trigger."

"Can I order two?"

"Sure, what do you want?"

"First, shoot my wife. She never shuts up, so shoot her in the mouth. Then the neighbor. He's a friend of mine, and just a kid, so just shoot his dick off to teach him a lesson."

The hit man took the rifle and took aim, standing perfectly still for a few minutes.

"Are you going to do it or not?" said the friend impatiently.

"Shhh," said the hit man calmly, "I think I can save you a grand here."

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