Style Invitational Limericks  

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11/8/2005 10:11 am

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Style Invitational Limericks

The Washington Post runs a weekly contest in its Style section called the
"Style Invitational". The requirements this week were to use the two words
Lewinsky (The Intern) and Kaczynski (the Unabomber) in the same limerick.

The following winning entries, remember, were printed in the newspaper. ---

Third place:
There once was a gal named Lewinsky
Who played on a flute like Stravinsky
'Twas "Hail to the Chief" On this flute made of beef
That stole the front page from Kaczynski.

Second place:
Said Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky,
"We don't want to leave clues like Kaczynski,
Since you made such a mess,
Use the hem of your dress
And please wipe that stuff off of your chinsky."

And the winning entry:
Lewinsky and Clinton have shown
That Kaczynski must surely have known
That an intern is better
Than a bomb in a letter
When deciding how best to be blown.

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