She was Soooooooo Blonde . . .  

HardNhorneee 52M
127 posts
10/25/2005 6:20 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

She was Soooooooo Blonde . . .

* She thought a quarterback was a refund.
* She thought General Motors was in the army.
* She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
* She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
* At the bottom of an application where it says "Sign here : " she wrote "Sagittarius."

* She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
* She sent a fax with a stamp on it.
* Under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics."
* She tripped over a cordless phone.
* She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said "Concentrate."
* She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK."
* She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
* She studied for a blood test.
* She sold the car for gas money.
* When she missed bus #44 she took bus #22 twice instead.
* When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport Left," she turned around and went home.
* When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
* She thought if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
* She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening.
* She had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she thought stood for "This Goes In Front."


She is sooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.

saddletrampsk 54F

10/25/2005 10:08 pm

You mean these facts are not true? Say it isn't so....quit making fun of blondes..

HardNhorneee 52M

10/27/2005 11:12 am

I wouldnt know.. but we have to pick on someone, right?

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