SENIOR DRESS CODE  

HardNhorneee 52M
127 posts
8/29/2005 9:49 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

SENIOR DRESS CODE


Many of us "Old Folks" (those over 60, WAY over 60, or hovering near 60) are
quite confused about how we should present ourselves. We're unsure about the kind of image we are projecting and whether or not we are correct as we try to conform to current fashions. Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided:

1. A nose ring and bifocals
2. Spiked hair and bald spots
3. A pierced tongue and dentures
4. Miniskirts and support hose
5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
6. Speedo's and cellulite
7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar
8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
10. Bikinis and liver spots
11. Short shorts and varicose veins
12. Inline skates and a walker
And last, but not least . . my personal favorite:
13. Thongs and Depends

Please keep these basic guidelines foremost in your mind when you shop.

redmustang91 57M  
8657 posts
8/29/2005 11:12 am

Just have to get a little cosmetic surgery! Hair dye, hair transplants and the youthful attire works. See Mick Jagger, David Bowie, Rod Stewart, etc.


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