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Fast forward 20 years.......
A guy is in line at the supermarket when he notices that this drop dead attractive blonde behind him has just raised her hand and smiled hello to him. He is rather taken aback that such a gorgeous sexy looking babe would be waving to him, and although familiar he can't place where he might know her.
So he says, "Sorry, do you know me?"
She replies, "I may be mistaken, but I thought you might be the father of one of my children."
His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has had a really hot babe.
"Holy crap," he says, "Are you that stripper from my bachelor party that I screwed on the pool table in front of all my friends while your girlfriend wiped me down with whipped cream?"
"No," she replies, "I'm your son's English teacher."