RED LIGHT Joke  

HardNhorneee 52M
127 posts
8/21/2005 6:20 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

RED LIGHT Joke


Actions truly speak louder than words:

A Woman pulls up to a red light behind ONE other car. She notices the
driver of the car in front of her is talking on his CELL phone, and
appears to be shuffling through some papers on the seat beside him.
The light turns GREEN, but the man doesn't notice the light
change..........................

The woman begins pounding on her steering wheel, and yelling at the
man to move! The man doesn't move! The woman is going ballistic
inside her car, ranting and raving at the man, pounding on her
steering wheel and dash...................

The light turns YELLOW. The woman begins to blow the car horn, and
scream curses at the man. The man hearing the commotion, looks up,
sees the YELLOW light, and accelerates through the intersection just
as the light turns RED........

The woman is beside herself, screaming and is very frustrated, as she
misses her chance to get through the intersection. As she is still in
mid-rant she hears a TAP on her window, and looks up into the barrel
of a GUN held by a very serious looking policeman.

The policeman tells her to shut off her car while keeping both hands
in sight. She complies, and is SPEECHLESS at what is happening. After
she shuts off the engine the policeman ORDERS her to exit the car
with her hands up. The woman gets out of the car, and the policeman
orders her to turn and place her hands on the car. She turns, places
her hands on the car roof, and quickly is cuffed, and hustled into
the patrol car...............

The woman is too BEWILDERED by the chain of events to ask any
QUESTIONS, and she is driven to the police station-----where she is
FINGERPRINTED, PHOTOGRAPHED, SEARCHED, BOOKED, AND PLACED INTO A CELL.

After a couple of hours a policeman approaches the cell, and opens
the door for her. She is escorted back to the BOOKING DESK where the
original officer is waiting with her personal effects.

The policeman hands her the bag containing her things, and says, "I'm
sorry for this MISTAKE, but you see, I pulled up behind your car
while you were blowing your horn, and cussing a blue streak at the
car in front of you. I noticed the "CHOOSE LIFE" license plate
holder, and the "FOLLOW ME TO SUNDAY SCHOOL" bumper sticker, and the
chrome plated "CHRISTIAN FISH EMBLEM" on the trunk, so naturally I
ASSUMED you had:

(you are going to love this)

STOLEN THE CAR.

rm_jacexprime2 40M
67 posts
8/21/2005 11:04 pm

*LOL*
Wow, good joke.


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