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This is a story about a popular young Baptist preacher, who on Sunday
morning announces to the congregation that he will not renew his
contract and is moving on to a larger congregation that will pay him
more. There is a hush. No one wants him to leave.
Bubba, who owns several car dealerships, stands up and announces, "If
the preacher stays, I'll provide him with a new sedan every year, and
his lovely wife with a minivan, to transport their children!" The
congregation sighs, and applauds.
Billy Bob, the entrepreneur and investor, stands and says, "If the
preacher stays, I'll double his salary, and establish a foundation to
guarantee the college education of his children!!" More sighs and
Ms. Ella May, age 70, stands and announces, "If the preacher stays,
give him SEX!!" There is a hush. The preacher, blushing, asks, "Ms.
May, whatever possessed you to say that?" Ms. Ella May answers, "I just
asked my husband how we could help, and He said ... F**k him!