Pastors Salary  

HardNhorneee 52M
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8/30/2005 12:37 pm

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Pastors Salary


This is a story about a popular young Baptist preacher, who on Sunday
morning announces to the congregation that he will not renew his
contract and is moving on to a larger congregation that will pay him
more. There is a hush. No one wants him to leave.

Bubba, who owns several car dealerships, stands up and announces, "If
the preacher stays, I'll provide him with a new sedan every year, and
his lovely wife with a minivan, to transport their children!" The
congregation sighs, and applauds.

Billy Bob, the entrepreneur and investor, stands and says, "If the
preacher stays, I'll double his salary, and establish a foundation to
guarantee the college education of his children!!" More sighs and
applause.

Ms. Ella May, age 70, stands and announces, "If the preacher stays,
I'll
give him SEX!!" There is a hush. The preacher, blushing, asks, "Ms.
Ella
May, whatever possessed you to say that?" Ms. Ella May answers, "I just

asked my husband how we could help, and He said ... F**k him!

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