Muslim terrorists why they commit suicide  

HardNhorneee 52M
127 posts
7/30/2005 11:35 am

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Muslim terrorists why they commit suicide

Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to
commit suicide. Let's see now:

No Jesus, No Wal-Mart, No television, No cheerleaders, No baseball,
No football, No basketball, No hockey, No golf, No tailgate parties,
No Home Depot, No pork BBQ, No hot dogs, No burgers, No lobster, No
shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks, No gumbo, No jambalaya. More
than one wife.

Rags for clothes and towels for hats. Constant wailing from the guy
next-door because he's sick and there are no doctors. Constant wailing
from the guy in the tower. No chocolate chip cookies. No Christmas.

You can't shave. Your wives can't shave. You can't shower to wash off
the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung. The women have
to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times. Your bride is picked by
someone else. She smells just like your donkey, but your donkey has a
better disposition.

Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better! I mean, really,


vengeur 41M
836 posts
7/30/2005 12:25 pm

These zealots also believe that they will get 40 virgins in the afterlife if they martyr themselves and kill non-believers in the process.

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