MEDICAL BREAKTHROUGH FOR BLACK-EYES  

HardNhorneee 52M
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11/8/2005 10:25 am

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MEDICAL BREAKTHROUGH FOR BLACK-EYES

F.D.A. Recommended First Aid Treatment for a Black Eye

A new scientific study has proven that while in fact the application of a cold meat substance helps to reduce the swelling and aids in the healing process, using a cold steak actually prolongs the recovery of the broken blood vessels which cause the black and blue marks around the eyes. Further research has shown that the application of a warmer and softer “meat” is the most effective in helping the eyes to recover from the damage.

Here is the new recommended procedure:

(Almost makes you want to go out and get smacked in the eye just to try this new therapy.)


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