Liquor Warning suggestions  

HardNhorneee 52M
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7/29/2005 10:05 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Liquor Warning suggestions


LIQUOR WARNING

Of course this does not apply to you and me, but you may want to pass
this on to other people to warn them.

Liquor manufacturers have accepted the Government's suggestion that the
following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol
containers:
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the
hell happened to your bra and panties.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are
whispering when you are not.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like
a retard.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends
over and over again that you love them.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can
sing.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that
ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the
morning.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can
logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you
are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are
laughing WITH you.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may be a major factor in getting
your ass kicked.
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WARNING: the crumsumpten of alcohol may Mack you tink you kan tpye
reel gode

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