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Lessons on Marriage
Lessons on Marriage
Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence (a life sentence!).
-Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the
strings are attached.
-Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution
for the blind.
-Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and
the woman gets her Masters.
-Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the
-Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit.
-Marriage is not just a having a wife, but also worries inherited forever.
-Marriage requires a man to prepare 4 types of "RINGS":
* The Engagement Ring
* The Wedding Ring
* The Suffe-Ring
* The Endu-Ring
-Married life is full of excitement and frustration:
* In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
* In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
* In the third year, they BOTH speak and the NEIGHBORS listen.
-It is true that love is blind but marriage is definitely an eye-opener.
-Getting married is very much like going to the restaurant with friends.
You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you
wish you had ordered that.
-It's true that all men are born free and equal, but some of them get
-There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and found himself
married. A year later he muttered something in his sleep and found himself
-A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband gives and
the wife takes.
- Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad?
Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.
Son: Is it true? Dad, I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't know
his wife until he marries.
Father: That happens everywhere, son, EVERYWHERE!
-There was a man who said, "I never knew what happiness was until I got
married...and then it was too late!"
-Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
-They say when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after
marriage, it is self-defense.
-When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year
married man looks happy, we wonder why.
-There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They
got married, and now he is going through HELL.