Lesson on Ebonics  

HardNhorneee 52M
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8/15/2005 10:34 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Lesson on Ebonics

Rectum: "I had two Cadillacs, but my girlfrin rectum both."

Hotels: "I gave my girlfrin the crabs, then the hotels everybody."

Disappointment: "My parole officer told me if I miss disappointment, he gonna send me back toos the big house."

Decide: "My favorite girls are Waanda and Yolanda, but I like to keep a couple on decide."

Penis: "I had to take my drug test the other day, so my parole officer gives me a paper cup and says, "Here penis."

Afford: "I wanted to buy a Cadillac, but had to settle for afford.

Manual: "I told my buddy Tyrone, manual get yourself in trouble if you keep messin with dat hoe."

Mister: "My girlfrin went on vacation and I really mister."

Undermine: "There's a fine looking bitch living in the apartment undermine."

Urinal: "After the police broke down my door last night,they said, 'Darnett, urinal lot a trouble.' "

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