Leroy The Redneck Reindeer  

HardNhorneee 52M
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12/11/2005 6:47 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Leroy The Redneck Reindeer

Well, you've all heard the story
About Rudolph and his nose,
But I'll tell you a Christmas tale
That never has been told.
You may think you've heard it all
But you ain't heard nothing yet
About that crazy Christmas
The North Pole can't forget.

Well, Rudolph was under the weather
He had to call in sick,
So he got on the horn to his cousin Leroy

Who lived out in the sticks.
He said "Santa's really countin' on me
And I hate to pass the buck."
Leroy said "Hey, I'm on my way,"
And he jumped in his pickup truck.



When Leroy got to the North Pole
All the reindeer snickered and laughed.
They'd never seen a reindeer in overalls And a John Deere tractor hat.
Santa stepped in and said "Just calmdown
Cause we've all got a job to do!
And like it or not, Leroy's in charge
And he's gonna be leadin' you."

Chorus
And it was Leroy, the Redneck Reindeer
Hooked to the front of the sleigh,
Deliverin' toys to all the good ole boys And girls along the way.
He's just a down home, party-animal
Two-stepping across the sky,
He mixed jingle bells with a rebel yell

And made history that night!

Before that night was over
Leroy had changed their tune.
He had'em scootin' a hoof on every single roof
By the light of the neon moon.
Santa wrapped his bag with a Dixie flag,
He was havin' the time of his life.
And you could hear him call,
"Merry Christmas y'all,

and to all of y'all a good night!"


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