Joke- Problem with Hugh Urinals  

HardNhorneee 52M
127 posts
7/3/2005 11:19 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Joke- Problem with Hugh Urinals


A group of second, third, and fourth graders,
accompanied by two female teachers, went on a field trip to
Churchill Downs, the local race track, to see and learn about
thoroughbred horses.

When it was time to take the children to the bathroom, it was decided
that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys
would go with the other.

The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's
room when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them
could reach the urinal.

Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their
pants, and began hoisting the boys up, one by one, holding onto their
"wee-wees" to direct the flow away from their clothes.

As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that he was
unusually well endowed. Trying not to show that she was staring, the
teacher said, "You must be in the fourth grade."

"No, ma'am," he replied. ... "I'm riding Silver Arrow in the
seventh race.

itsallfun1957 59M

7/5/2005 3:57 pm

Thanks, I needed a good laugh.

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