Joke- Jim & Edna  

HardNhorneee 52M
127 posts
5/21/2005 12:16 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Joke- Jim & Edna

Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital.
One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly slipped and fell into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.

Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out.
When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act, she immediately ordered Edna to be discharged from the hospital since she
now considered Edna to be mentally stable.

When she went to tell Edna the news, the Head Nurse Director said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news-- The good news is that you're being
discharged. Since you were able to respond rationally to a crisis by jumping in and
saving the life of another patient, I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness."

"The bad news is Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom right after you saved him. I am so sorry, Edna,
but Jim is dead."

Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself. I put him there to dry....

How soon can I go home?"

rm_BigDnLady 43M/40F
1140 posts
5/21/2005 2:11 pm

I like that one!! Funny!!


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