Joke- Italian advice  

HardNhorneee 52M
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5/23/2005 11:12 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Joke- Italian advice

An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he calls his
grandson to his bed. "You lissin-a me. I wanna for you
to taka my chrome plated 38 revolver so you will
always remember me."

"But grandpa, I really don't like guns. Howzabout you
leava me your Rolex watch instead."

"Shuddup an lissin. Somma day you gonna runna da
business, you gonna have a beautifula wife, lotsa
money, a biga home and maybe a couple a bambinos.
Somma day you gonna coma home and maybe find you
wife inna bed with another man. "Whadda you gonna do
then......pointa to you watch and a say, Times Up??"

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