Joke- Blind man at blonde ladies bar  

HardNhorneee 52M
127 posts
7/30/2005 12:09 pm

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Joke- Blind man at blonde ladies bar

A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for awhile, he yells "Hey bartender, you wanna hear a dumb blonde joke?"

The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,

"Before you tell that joke, sir, you need to know five things .....

1 - The bartender is a blonde girl.

2 - The bouncer is a blonde gal.

3 - I'm a 6 feet tall, 200 pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weightlifter.

5 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.

"Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind man thinks for a second then shakes his head and declares,

"Nah... Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

defiantnx1701 56M
9 posts
7/30/2005 3:08 pm


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