Joke- A dog named Mace  

HardNhorneee 52M
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8/20/2005 8:13 am

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Joke- A dog named Mace

There was once a handyman who had a dog named Mace. Mace was a great dog except he had one weird habit. He liked to eat grass, not just a little bit, but in quantities that would make a lawnmower blush.

One day, the handyman lost his wrench in the tall grass while he was working outside. He looked and looked, but it was nowhere to be found. As it was getting dark, he gave up for the night and decided to look the next morning.

When he awoke, he went outside and saw that his dog had eaten the grass in the area round where he had been working. His wrench was now in plain sight.

Going out to his wrench, he called the dog over and said to him: "A grazing Mace, how sweet the hound, that saved a wrench for me."

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